babetsavant Polska kielbasa Since: 17.8.06 From: Calgary, AB Canada Since last post: 2038 days Last activity: 1848 days # 21 Posted on 5.2.07 1416.54 | Instant Rating: 4.35 Wednesday April 26, 2056... 97! Maybe I should start smoking again... But, my daddy's in a coma!
Torchslasher Knackwurst Since: 17.1.02 From: New F'n Jersey Since last post: 26 days Last activity: 25 days # 22 Posted on 5.2.07 1543.46 | Instant Rating: 5.75 Monday, August 30, 2049 is my day of death. I would be 73, and that sounds patently incorrect. With my eating habits and back problems, 60 would be a good age to get to for me. WHEE! Click Here (czwfans.com) For all your CZW and Nickels Trivia information. "Look guys, it's 'Lake Man!' Hope you can fit into our NARROW office, Mr. Big Lake" --MST3K The Collection V. 7 Click Here (myspace.com)
Dexley's Midnight Jogger Pepperoni Moderator Since: 10.10.02 From: New Hampshire Since last post: 823 days Last activity: 737 days # 23 Posted on 6.2.07 0743.20 | Instant Rating: 7.98 September 11th, 2060. I'll be 85 years old and a burden on everyone.
Wpob Bierwurst Since: 21.11.02 From: Williston Park, NY Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 2 hours # 24 Posted on 6.2.07 1232.15 | Instant Rating: 3.26 Wednesday October 20, 2060. That will have me checking out a few weeks before I turn 93. As long as I am still coherent mentally, I will take it. I just checked my wife and she is due to check out on December 2, 2022. That is 15 years from now. I will be 55 with 38 years left to go. (edited by Wpob on 6.2.07 1035) ...that motherfucker is always spiked with pain.....
dunkndollaz Banger Back to Back Survivor Since: 3.1.02 From: Northern NJ Since last post: 10 days Last activity: 13 hours # 25 Posted on 7.2.07 0931.26 | Instant Rating: 7.27 Originally posted by pieman Wednesday, February 4, 2054 Haha! I live longer than JJD! That will get me a few days shy of my 94th birthday. That would make me the oldest death in my family by multiple decades. April 6, 2057 - I will finally be older than Pieman - don't know if that is a good thing or not ? I'm Blind Jimmy Winthrop, Blues singer for the Rich.
TheCow Landjager Since: 3.1.02 From: Knoxville, TN Since last post: 3010 days Last activity: 3010 days
Y!: # 26 Posted on 7.2.07 1138.31 | Instant Rating: 4.47 I find it rather entertaining that the difference between normal (April 20, 2058) and optimistic (June 18, 2082) for me is 24 years. It's also the difference between 72 and 96(!). Meanwhile, JJD lowers his BMI to 25 and gets another two years. I think the moral of this story is always look on the bright side of life. Baseball, football, and other sports. But mainly just baseball and football.
jwrestle Lap cheong Since: 4.4.03 From: Nitro WV Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 2 days # 27 Posted on 7.2.07 2219.00 | Instant Rating: 1.92 Wednesday, February 1, 2051 with Normal setting. Friday, March 9, 2074 with Optimistic setting. Finally... Monday, December 27, 2027 with Pessimistic setting. This site has been around for years I'm surprised that no one posted this in the questions sooner. Never know who you'll find drunk, not me...I only have the goofy look, at an Irish Pub... current NWA World Women's Champion Christie Ricci
jfkfc Liverwurst Since: 9.2.02 Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 3 days # 28 Posted on 7.2.07 2248.08 | Instant Rating: 4.76 9/5/2058...wow. Just short of 90. I better order me some of those astronaut diapers, stat.
Big Bad Scrapple Since: 4.1.02 From: Dorchester, Ontario Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 1 day # 29 Posted on 12.2.07 1629.06 | Instant Rating: 4.10 August 5, 2053. 72 years seems long enough I don't know what is more disquieting -- the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes.
ImNotaWrestler Longanisa Since: 21.1.06 From: USA Since last post: 2705 days Last activity: 2680 days # 30 Posted on 1.4.07 1031.13 | Instant Rating: 1.04 2-11-37
too-old-now Bockwurst Since: 7.1.04 Since last post: 1859 days Last activity: 784 days # 31 Posted on 1.4.07 2249.18 | Instant Rating: 6.33 3/15/08. Beware the Ides of March
Rush4Life Kolbasz Since: 2.1.02 From: Tacoma, WA Since last post: 121 days Last activity: 31 days # 32 Posted on 3.4.07 2050.26 | Instant Rating: 0.32 Damn. December 10, 2049. I seriously doubt it as I am always cruising for a bruising with my girlfriend. I Anyways, that would make me 72 as long as she doesn't kill me for being a pain in the ass first. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
edoug Summer sausage Since: 13.2.04 From: Maine Since last post: 323 days Last activity: 44 days # 33 Posted on 3.4.07 2105.42 | Instant Rating: 3.54 Wednesday, April 1, 2043 Dying on April Fool's Day. Not the first time that's happened to me. Then again there's no way I'm going to live to be almost 77 yrs. old.
Lexus Bierwurst Since: 2.1.02 From: Stafford, VA Since last post: 12 days Last activity: 4 days
AIM: # 34 Posted on 4.4.07 1147.21 | Instant Rating: 3.86 July 8, 2073. I'll be 90. Cool, not only will I die at an age that's divisible by 5, but I'll get to watch Fireworks one last time before I go. Hold nothing sacred and you'll never be dissapointed. Especially not this statement.
HMD Andouille Since: 8.6.02 From: Canada Since last post: 104 days Last activity: 28 days # 35 Posted on 4.4.07 1620.02 | Instant Rating: 4.17 Wednesday, January 31, 2035. 51 years old? But my BMI is "desireable". Jesus. Oh well, at least I'll die relatively handsome. Was It Something I Said?
britishiles Head cheese Since: 22.7.05 From: Tulsa, OK Since last post: 587 days Last activity: 557 days # 36 Posted on 9.4.07 1736.33 | Instant Rating: 3.63 May 21, 2035 So according to that I will be 3 months shy of 66 years old. meh... (edited by britishiles on 9.4.07 1739) www.oklafan.com "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go backstage. I'm proud of myself, I just beat Brad Armstrong!" - Arn Anderson on WCW Saturday Night in 1992, in the classiest display I've ever seen of someone putting over an underrated mid-carder that everyone in the locker room knew deserved better than the push he got.
General Zod Italian Since: 1.10.05 From: Mesa, Arizona Since last post: 1399 days Last activity: 588 days # 37 Posted on 24.5.07 1100.40 | Instant Rating: 4.44 June 15th 2049. 73 years old. Keep it Funky! Pages: Prev 1 2