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Polska kielbasa

Since: 17.8.06
From: Calgary, AB Canada

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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.35
Wednesday April 26, 2056... 97! Maybe I should start smoking again...

But, my daddy's in a coma!

Since: 17.1.02
From: New F'n Jersey

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#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.75
Monday, August 30, 2049 is my day of death.

I would be 73, and that sounds patently incorrect. With my eating habits and back problems, 60 would be a good age to get to for me. WHEE!

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Dexley's Midnight Jogger

Since: 10.10.02
From: New Hampshire

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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.98
September 11th, 2060. I'll be 85 years old and a burden on everyone.

Since: 21.11.02
From: Williston Park, NY

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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.26
Wednesday October 20, 2060. That will have me checking out a few weeks before I turn 93. As long as I am still coherent mentally, I will take it.

I just checked my wife and she is due to check out on December 2, 2022. That is 15 years from now. I will be 55 with 38 years left to go.

(edited by Wpob on 6.2.07 1035)

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Back to Back Survivor

Since: 3.1.02
From: Northern NJ

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#25 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.27
    Originally posted by pieman
    Wednesday, February 4, 2054

    Haha! I live longer than JJD! That will get me a few days shy of my 94th birthday. That would make me the oldest death in my family by multiple decades.

April 6, 2057 - I will finally be older than Pieman - don't know if that is a good thing or not ?

I'm Blind Jimmy Winthrop, Blues singer for the Rich.

Since: 3.1.02
From: Knoxville, TN

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#26 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.47
I find it rather entertaining that the difference between normal (April 20, 2058) and optimistic (June 18, 2082) for me is 24 years. It's also the difference between 72 and 96(!). Meanwhile, JJD lowers his BMI to 25 and gets another two years.

I think the moral of this story is always look on the bright side of life.

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Lap cheong

Since: 4.4.03
From: Nitro WV

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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.92
Wednesday, February 1, 2051 with Normal setting.

Friday, March 9, 2074 with Optimistic setting.


Monday, December 27, 2027 with Pessimistic setting.

This site has been around for years I'm surprised that no one posted this in the questions sooner.

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Since: 9.2.02

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#28 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.76
9/5/ Just short of 90. I better order me some of those astronaut diapers, stat.
Big Bad

Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario

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#29 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.10
August 5, 2053. 72 years seems long enough

I don't know what is more disquieting -- the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes.

Since: 21.1.06
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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.04

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#31 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.33

Beware the Ides of March

Since: 2.1.02
From: Tacoma, WA

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#32 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.32
Damn. December 10, 2049. I seriously doubt it as I am always cruising for a bruising with my girlfriend. I Anyways, that would make me 72 as long as she doesn't kill me for being a pain in the ass first.

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Summer sausage

Since: 13.2.04
From: Maine

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#33 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.54
Wednesday, April 1, 2043
Dying on April Fool's Day. Not the first time that's happened to me.
Then again there's no way I'm going to live to be almost 77 yrs. old.


Since: 2.1.02
From: Stafford, VA

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#34 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.86
July 8, 2073. I'll be 90. Cool, not only will I die at an age that's divisible by 5, but I'll get to watch Fireworks one last time before I go.

Hold nothing sacred and you'll never be dissapointed. Especially not this statement.

Since: 8.6.02
From: Canada

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#35 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.17
Wednesday, January 31, 2035.

51 years old? But my BMI is "desireable". Jesus. Oh well, at least I'll die relatively handsome.

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Head cheese

Since: 22.7.05
From: Tulsa, OK

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#36 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.63
May 21, 2035

So according to that I will be 3 months shy of 66 years old.


(edited by britishiles on 9.4.07 1739)

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General Zod

Since: 1.10.05
From: Mesa, Arizona

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#37 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.44
June 15th 2049. 73 years old.

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