I remember hearing some ridiculous rumor that Jesse Ventura was actually elected governor somewhere. Can you believe that? Utterly preposterous! That would be like enough people being stupid enough to elect Schwarzenegger, and that'll never happen.
But seriously... I remember some rumour about Ultimate Warrior and Corporal Kerschner being the same person, and this rumour involved plastic surgery and a name change to switch identities. I couldn't get over that one.
(edited by Stilton on 28.2.04 0107) So sayeth Randy Stilton.
hahah, someone actually thought Kevin from Mr Belvedere is Marylin Manson?! Thats almost as hilarious as the rumor about Paul Pfiefer from Wonder Years grew up to be Marylin Manson. Remember how many though Jaime, the kid brother on Small Wonder (w/ Vicki the Robot) was actually Billy Corgan? And Jody Sweetin being dead? I didn't hear that one. But I did hear Balki from Perfect Strangers once sexually harrassed Natalie from The Facts of Life.
File this under T.M.I.: The first time I heard the Rob Stone/Marylin Manson rumor I was completely hammered and started hyperventilating because I was laughing so hard. My friends had to take me to the hospital to get oxygen.
To keep this on topic, I once heard a rumor that "Mr. Irristable" Sweet Daddy Sikki was now a DJ at a scummy country and western bar in the west-end of Toronto. I went to check it out. Big-ass picture of John Wayne on the front of the bar. And inside: Sweet Daddy spinning some mean Leanne Rimes tracks. Turns out it was true.
Stone Cold Steve Austin is broken down and semi-retired. Ric Flair is in his mid-to-late 50s. The Rock is making movies most of the time. That leaves Triple H as the only firmly established draw around.