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|  #21 Posted on 23.8.07 1231.02 | Instant Rating: 5.41 | Originally posted by spf
He then proceeded to sing "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance. I can honestly say it felt like about 496 hours long of sheer sonic torture.
A spot-on replica of the original then? | Cerebus
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| #22 Posted on 23.8.07 1626.09 | Instant Rating: 1.48 | I hate it when the ugliest, fatest, nastiest, drunkest slags get up and sing WHY DON'T WE GET DRUNK AND SCREW.
I'll tell you why because you're ugly, fat, nasty, and being drunk makes the whole package a billion times worse.
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There was this guy back in Tampa who we loved who would go up about four times a night and do 70's/80's hair band, dirt rock songs. He was fantastic. His version of RUN TO THE HILLS was a magnificent sight to behold. He hit every note to perfection.
I wanted to BE him, damnit! | Merc
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|  #23 Posted on 24.8.07 0151.46 | Instant Rating: 5.71 | I'm pretty much in the "All Karaoke is horrible" camp, but there are stand out horrible songs.
EG: Shania Twain - Feel like a woman (?) should never be sung by anyone ever again. This includes Shania Twain.
I can't think of other specific songs, but ones where the person knows a few lines of the chorus, but find they know next to nothing about the harmony/timing/words of the verses REALLY SUCK.
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|  #24 Posted on 26.8.07 1055.18 | Instant Rating: 8.25 | | A couple of weeks ago, this awful 40-something drunk woman got up and did Alice Cooper's "Only Women Bleed". The song is so long and so ridculous, and this woman's rendition had the entire bar in open-mouthed shock. | Oliver
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| #25 Posted on 28.8.07 2129.22 | Instant Rating: 4.25 | Originally posted by The King of Keith
Originally posted by Kevintripod
Any country song what-so-ever.
And I can't stand when people show up and sing the same song every week. You would think they would get the hint when they see everyone groan and roll their eyes when they come up to the microphone.
Amen. I try to sing a different one every week and if I do repeat it's because people have asked me repeatedly. Apparently I sing a mean "Cabaret".
My old karaoke place loved my renditions of Bust A Move, We Didn't Start The Fire and Ice Ice Baby. I did those once a month.
What I hate...? The karaoke host liked to sing as well. That's not a bad thing...but he'd sing three songs in a row at times.
SOmething else: the uneasy silence between songs. The abovementioned host didn't have a backup music player or something...when a song was over...it was silence. Well, technically not silence, but just the banter of the crowd and whatnot...but no music whatsoever.
Finally: karaoke songbooks that are incomplete or in bad condition.
Oh wait, we're talking SONGS we don't like, right? Ummm...none come to mind, but I don't like hearing the same song twice a night.
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| #26 Posted on 5.9.07 1216.54 | Instant Rating: 8.25 | Originally posted by Oliver
My old karaoke place loved my renditions of Bust A Move, We Didn't Start The Fire and Ice Ice Baby. I did those once a month.
We need to have a "Bust A Move"-off between you and Bullitt, who does that tune regularly at karaoke, and even has some original lyrics that he's added. A new venue for the Battle of Alberta! | Oliver
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| #27 Posted on 6.9.07 2023.11 | Instant Rating: 4.28 | Originally posted by The Goon
Originally posted by Oliver
My old karaoke place loved my renditions of Bust A Move, We Didn't Start The Fire and Ice Ice Baby. I did those once a month.
We need to have a "Bust A Move"-off between you and Bullitt, who does that tune regularly at karaoke, and even has some original lyrics that he's added. A new venue for the Battle of Alberta!
Hey, I'm game; but I'd need time to make my own lyrics. I'll even trek to Calgary or wherever Bullitt lives :)
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| #28 Posted on 8.9.07 2250.14 | Instant Rating: 3.60 | | X-E's co-Worst Poster of all time! JKyle.com says: Originally posted by Oliver
Originally posted by The Goon
Originally posted by Oliver
My old karaoke place loved my renditions of Bust A Move, We Didn't Start The Fire and Ice Ice Baby. I did those once a month.
We need to have a "Bust A Move"-off between you and Bullitt, who does that tune regularly at karaoke, and even has some original lyrics that he's added. A new venue for the Battle of Alberta!
Hey, I'm game; but I'd need time to make my own lyrics. I'll even trek to Calgary or wherever Bullitt lives :)
If this doesn't end up on YouTube I'll be sorely disappointed.
"I'll Make Love to You" and "Unchained Melody" were the worst songs I had to hear everytime. And Richard Marx.
Luckily I destroyed everyone's ability to take "Unchained Melody" seriously by singing it in Gizmo's voice.
Can't kill the others though.
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