Here are some more thoughts from a demented mind in Central Florida: Can't believe that no one's mentioned the "Every Breath Peter Gunn Takes" from the first episode of Season 3 of the Sopranos. Classic stuff, and here's a sample:
Why yes, I am both a musician and a lawyer. Thanks for asking. :)
I like this one better than either of the two songs used:
A mashup of Gnarls Barkley "Crazy" and The Raconteurs "Steady, As She Goes" by The Legion of Doom.
'But if one is struck by me only a little, that is far different, the stroke is a sharp thing and suddenly lays him lifeless, and that man's wife goes with cheeks torn in lamentation, and his children are fatherless, while he, staining the soil with his red blood, rots away, and there are more birds than women swarming about him.' Diomedes, The Iliad of Homer
Three guys are sitting in a sauna. Out of no where a beeping starts. The guys look around & one of the guys presses his hip, looks at his wrist & excuses himself. When he returns, the 2 guys ask what that was.