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Mike Zeidler

Since: 27.6.02

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#1 Posted on
This is Building on Lise's response in the Man Movie thread, and personal experience.

I've got three (in chronological order) -

1. A Clockwork Orange - Girl 1 - It was our 2nd date. She'd said it was one of her favorite movies and I'd never seen it and only heard the basic plot of the movie so I figured, what could possibly go wrong? We became "friends" the next day.

2. Wild Wild West - Girl 2. It was so, so bad. I apologized the rest of the night for taking her to see it. We broke up a week later.

3. Inspector Gadget - First date with Girl 3 (now my wife). So bad that the scrapbook page commemorating our courtship retcons our first movie to "Muppets in Space". We're not allowed to speak of the other movie. Like Stalin, we've erased it from our history.

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Pocahontas *shudder*

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Since: 22.2.04
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.99
The Apostle.

Also marks the first and last time I ever went out with a religious girl.

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.42
1: South Park: The Movie.

2: Spice World.

3: Titanic. Having some you hardly know slobber all over your shoulder, crying hysterically, asking why why oh god why did Jack have to go...makes for a very uncomfortable time.

4: On The Line.

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Since: 7.11.02
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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.59
Once Upon A Time In Mexico. I loved it, she was still horrified by Johnny Depp's eyes.

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.25
Psycho 2
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.55
    Originally posted by Oliver
    3: Titanic. Having some you hardly know slobber all over your shoulder, crying hysterically, asking why why oh god why did Jack have to go...makes for a very uncomfortable time.

I had an awesome time on my Titanic date. Not only did I spend the whole movie making out with a hot girl, I got to make my ex, who was sitting 2 seats away, quite jealous as a bonus!

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El Nastio

Since: 14.1.02
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#9 Posted on
Technically, 13 going on 30. I say technically because the SPIDERMAN 2 MOVIE TRAILER was shown beforehand (which I had not seen before). No movie could take me down off of that high. If it wasn't for that trailer I would've cried myself to sleep in the threatre.

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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.03
    Originally posted by Zundian
    Wild Wild West - Girl 2. It was so, so bad. I apologized the rest of the night for taking her to see it. We broke up a week later.

I must be the only one in the world that liked that movie.

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Potato korv

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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.00
I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
Not only was the movie totally crap, the projector crapped out with about 30 minutes to go, then my date figured she really needed the coupon for a free movie from the cinema, so another 10 minutes standing around while she got that.
1 and done.

Since: 2.11.02
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.34
Worst in terms of the movie?

Love Actually or Bridget Jones' Diary 2.

*I* would never dream of haranguing a young lady to go see Transformers or Rambo with me, so quite what made my ex think I would have the least interest in that mince was beyond me.

Worst in terms of how the date went?

Pan's Labyrinth. I probably should've mentioned it has subtitles so she could've at least brought her glasses.

Since: 3.10.02
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Lady in the Water.

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#14 Posted on
8mm......our first date...and she still married me.

Since: 2.1.02
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#15 Posted on
"The Astronauts Wife" - and *I* still married her. That was 8 years ago.

So horribly bad, that to this day I still get final veto on movies. Whenever she picks a movie that I think will be bad, I just mumble "coughastronautswifecough" and she relents.

Since: 3.5.06
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#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.74
The Stupids.

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Since: 26.1.02
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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.00
The remake of The Fog, just terrible


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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.29
The live-action version of 101 Dalmatians (her idea) but how good the movie was was kinda irrelevant; we spent the entire movie making out.

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#19 Posted on
The Experts starring Arye Gross & John Travolta

Luckily I saw it at the Super Saver for $1 each

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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.85
My first date. Sylvester Stallone in Oscar.
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