My dad once told me "Never turn down a piece of ass, because it might be the best piece of ass you ever had" while a 19year old me thought it was brilliant advice, years later I realized how bad that advice was.
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Professional gambler, with a super-cool nickname like Pizza "The Ace" Pasta. Or, conversely, running the day-to-day operations at a major casino hotel such as the Borgata or Bellagio.