I mean, sure I'd like to mock the WWF's "draft." But what's up with websites - namely 311 - doing "mock drafts?" Is there a point to it?
Jeepers, boys. It's predetermined anyway. And it's not even like a match where there's hints of predictability. It's just kind of sad, to me, the idea of a couple of blokes sitting down and playing Vince and J.R. doing an imaginary draft.
That said! I've got to go with "The Crippler" Chris Benoit as my first round pick! Even though The Rabid Wolverine is currently licking his wounds from his severe neck injury, he is - without a doubt - THE greatest technical wrestler in the world and possesses the ability to put on **** matches!
Ehhh...it's OK. One thing, if you're going to parody Harry Knowles, you should know that he doesn't watch TV...at all. Besides, the running Hogan jokes in the Aint It Cool talkbacks (horrible forums!) are funnier than this.