Here's an old stand-by from another message board I frequent ... Press "CTRL+V" and show us what you got!
Here's mine :
Bib Utility No. 001 51543732 Misc. 003 OCoLC Misc. 005 20040122133733.0 Misc. 008 020814s2002 io a 000 0 ind nam7a LCCN 010 2002365150 Standard No. 020 9796921979 Misc. 037 |bLibrary of Congress -- Jakarta Overseas Office|cRp17,500 Misc. 040 DLC|cDLC Misc. 042 lcode Misc. 049 HCDD Call No. 090 PN6222.I5|bM849 2002 Author 100 1 Mulyana, Deddy,|d1958- Title 245 1 0 Komunikasi jenaka :|bparade anekdot, humor, dan pengalaman konyol /|cDeddy Mulyana. Edition 250 Cet. 1. Publication Info. 260 Bandung :|bRemaja Rosdakarya,|c2002. Description 300 vii, 304 p. :|bill. ;|c18 cm. Note 505 0 Budaya dan komunikasi -- Ayo, main ke lamin saya! -- Sabun cuci -- Kamar mayat -- Naiklah, din -- Satede! -- Ikan -- Jangan, bang! -- Panas sekali di sini -- Sopir taksi -- baru -- Beda, don! -- Sepatu sepatu pergi muda -- Mangga -- Sabuk -- Shiratal Mustaqim -- Tulang -- Orang baduy -- Nan kida -- Buka kainnya, bu! -- Mamas -- Bendera setengah tiang -- BA -- Mertua vs. menantu -- Momok -- Masuk KB -- Kacau! -- Pinangan -- Sugeng riyadi -- Lembang -- Sangu -- Kloset -- Mike Tyson kena diare -- Usap rambut -- Kue pepek -- Berjoget mengelilingi jenazah -- Beli oli -- Ihwal nama -- Sabar -- Belaga -- Oray -- Dong -- Pepe dan lolo -- Siri -- Piring berganda -- Pipis -- Lawang niku -- Masak biji salak -- Ayo maju --Istri saya dalam karung -- Oh ... broni -- Kambing -- Kain seram -- Kanjut -- Kiri -- Mahasiswa vs. tukang fotokopi -- Main main mulut -- Gara gara tangga -- Bujur -- Angkat kaki -- Gus Dur boleh -- Juragan garam -- Pelajaran bahasa inggris -- Shut up you!/Superman!/Ladies first ... -- Matematika -- Tissue petaka -- Malah dimarahi -- Kentut di kirgiztan -- Antara Jakarta dan Tokyo -- Osama bin Laden -- Turis dan tukang ojek -- Green, pink, dan yellow -- Peso -- Masuk, anjing! -- Tai Jepang vs. Tai Indonesia -- Kumis yakuza -- Mas rum -- Beradu hidung -- The magic of bandana -- Marah ni ye? -- Kaputt -- Memukul meja pertanda setuju -- Jamuan makan di maroko -- Naik lift di makkah -- Jari kelingking -- Rest room -- Lesbian di Australia -- Suck it! -- Dicolek dalam Jeepney -- Sunlight -- Mr. Tuan -- Come back -- Kore wa nanka! -- Guling -- Melamar jadi astronot -- Salah bunga -- Disangka janda -- Menepuk kepala -- Pelancong -- Mengelus jenggot -- Dick -- Gara gara senyum -- Bahasa tubuh -- Puting susu -- Sapaan ala Tibet -- Percakapan dua presiden -- Pesan berantai -- Menjilat "urin" -- Sensus -- Ketegasan orang Arab -- Beli tiket di India -- Orang Belanda vs Orang Australia -- Orang Amerika vs Orang Yunani -- Miss USSR -- Tendjewberrymud -- Barang selundupan -- Sedan Italia -- Kesopanan bangsa inggris -- Buatan jepang -- Pants -- Diskriminasi rasial -- Gara gara pelukan -- Bahasa tubuh membawa kematian -- Before -- Iklan Coca Cola di Arab Saudi -- Orang Eskimo vs Orang Amerika -- Pengalaman Mr. Bean -- Agar tak kelayapan -- Cacing -- Perpisahan -- Sslurrp ... -- Salam gaya kamboja -- OK -- Bertepuk tangan di Tibet -- Kontes kecantikan -- Ketombe. Subject 650 0 Indonesian wit and humor. Subject 651 0 Indonesia|vHumor. Subject 691 0 NEW BOOKS Misc. 994 E0|bHCD Misc. 951 HCD
Alessandro "Hercules" Boondy
Just so you guys know: 75% of this crap [you read on the internet] is made up, either by the writer, or the wrestler the writer is getting the dirt from. Just so you know. -- Tammy Sytch, from Hyatte's Dec. 29th column, with one of the smartest lines I've ever read on the 'net
"Sadly (in terms of comedy value) the very same man also rode a horse, but very strangely, only in the dark... I don't suppose you'd have any idea of its name?"
A puzzle from NetRiddle (nr.wireplay.co.uk). Someone'd better know this one.
DEAN's Nuggets of Wisdom:
"A-Train could wear a Vampirella outfit and I would toast a load to it."
That dumb whore shot me. And then she was like, "Get up bitch," and I was like, "I can't, you shot me." Then she said, "Well, just rewind time!" And I said, "I've done that five times already, and every single time you shot me. I think I'm just gonna lay here."
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That's my current away message, minus the italics and bolds, as they don't seem to carry over.
And btw, it is a really fun game. If you don't have it, go out and buy it. They'll give you a free copy of Splinter Cell.
-Jag
"I'm going to go now and demand beer money from my representative. We simply must deal with the problem of my sobriety." - PalpatineW
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