boy howdy that rhymes with ass, mind you it's alot better than Vancouver's V shirts back in the '70s...
V for Victory, not Vancouver!
DDP: Well, there's this little passage I got memorized, Diamond Dallas 25:17. Sort of fits this occasion:
"The path of the bookerman is beset on all sides by the inequities of the talented, and the tyranny of workrate freaks. Blessed is he, who in the name of tradition and sports entertainment carries the stiffs through the matches of Nitro, for he is truly the workrate's keeper, and the finder of lost quality. And I will lay the smack down upon thee with great vengeance and furious roid rage those who attempt to outwrestle and expose my brothers. And you will know my name as the Bookerman, when I lay my catchphrase upon thee!"
I'd imagine that they'll give season ticket holders in Chicago first crack at the tickets, before opening them up for public sale later if any remain. Keep an eye open for an announcement on that later on, if that's the case.