I haven't gotten any good ones yet. But I did sing "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead!"
"Nobody ever came out and said, 'Please pass a law so I can be forced to stop doing something I shouldn't be doing,' no, it's always 'Please pass a law to force them to stop doing something that I don't like.'" --Manny Garcia, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein
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I read that Google "added" Osama's compound to GoogleMaps (I'm not sure what that means) today, so I went to check it out. As of this posting, 888 people have posted "reviews" of Bin Ladens's facility. They're all pretty much the same, but I found this one at work (about 150 reviews ago) and liked it best:
We checked in on Saturday, expecting a nice quiet weekend. Couldn't sleep a wink that night with all the noise. Some loud banging noises, and helicopters flying overhead - they didn't tell us we were on any flight paths. Couldn't get any service for breakfast - all the staff seemed to have scarpered. And to top it all off, some goon stole my laptop. We will NOT be back.
Not too long-winded, right to the point, but not too over-the-top.
Everyone knows me as the wine guy, most notably for my job, so I usually end up bringing several bottles of wine and a random selection of harder alcohol. I even get a bit territorial about it, too. For cooking, sweet potato fries are my specialty.