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The W - One Question... - What was your first (or favourite) Osama bin Laden is dead joke?
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Since: 21.8.03
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#1 Posted on
I opened with the predictable 'Osama bin Dyin?'.

In my defence, I went early....


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Since: 7.2.02
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.21


rm -rf /bin/laden
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Hawthorne, CA

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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.31
Read it and weep, fella


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Since: 12.1.02
From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.75
I haven't gotten any good ones yet. But I did sing "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead!"



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Since: 22.2.04
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.62
"You'll all be looking foolish with these Bin Laden status updates once his zombie juice kicks in and he escapes again."



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They've identified the team that found and killed bin Laden...






You wanted the best, you got... the Out of Context Quote of the Week.

"I *did* notice a certain "mellowing" in the all capital penis arena." (CRZ)

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Since: 3.10.02
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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.17
What does shamu and Bin Laden have in common?



Both are in the water with holes in their head.
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Hawthorne, CA

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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.31
Read it and weep, fella


I read that Google "added" Osama's compound to GoogleMaps (I'm not sure what that means) today, so I went to check it out. As of this posting, 888 people have posted "reviews" of Bin Ladens's facility. They're all pretty much the same, but I found this one at work (about 150 reviews ago) and liked it best:


    We checked in on Saturday, expecting a nice quiet weekend. Couldn't sleep a wink that night with all the noise. Some loud banging noises, and helicopters flying overhead - they didn't tell us we were on any flight paths. Couldn't get any service for breakfast - all the staff seemed to have scarpered. And to top it all off, some goon stole my laptop. We will NOT be back.


Not too long-winded, right to the point, but not too over-the-top.



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Since: 3.10.02
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.17
Did you hear about the new cocktail called the Bin Laden?

Its two shots and a splash of water.
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