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The W - One Question... - What was your first (or favourite) Osama bin Laden is dead joke?
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Since: 21.8.03
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#1 Posted on
I opened with the predictable 'Osama bin Dyin?'.

In my defence, I went early....


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Leroy
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.21


rm -rf /bin/laden
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Since: 2.1.02
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.31
Read it and weep, fella


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ekedolphin
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Since: 12.1.02
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.75
I haven't gotten any good ones yet. But I did sing "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead!"



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samoflange
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Since: 22.2.04
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.62
"You'll all be looking foolish with these Bin Laden status updates once his zombie juice kicks in and he escapes again."



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drjayphd
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Since: 22.4.02
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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.38
They've identified the team that found and killed bin Laden...






You wanted the best, you got... the Out of Context Quote of the Week.

"I *did* notice a certain "mellowing" in the all capital penis arena." (CRZ)

StaggerLee
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Since: 3.10.02
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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.63
What does shamu and Bin Laden have in common?



Both are in the water with holes in their head.
DJ FrostyFreeze
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Since: 2.1.02
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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.31
Read it and weep, fella


I read that Google "added" Osama's compound to GoogleMaps (I'm not sure what that means) today, so I went to check it out. As of this posting, 888 people have posted "reviews" of Bin Ladens's facility. They're all pretty much the same, but I found this one at work (about 150 reviews ago) and liked it best:


    We checked in on Saturday, expecting a nice quiet weekend. Couldn't sleep a wink that night with all the noise. Some loud banging noises, and helicopters flying overhead - they didn't tell us we were on any flight paths. Couldn't get any service for breakfast - all the staff seemed to have scarpered. And to top it all off, some goon stole my laptop. We will NOT be back.


Not too long-winded, right to the point, but not too over-the-top.



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Since: 3.10.02
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 1.63
Did you hear about the new cocktail called the Bin Laden?

Its two shots and a splash of water.
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I'm sorry, the way you phrased that it seemed initially like the leg of lamb was the product of the knee surgery... I'm not trying to be insensitive (I hope it all goes well).
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