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The Goon
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Since: 2.1.02
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#21 Posted on
It seems like the number of people seeing Dr. Andrews for neck injuries is increasing. Now we have Lita and Scotty 2 Hotty.

As a pre-emptive measure, the WWF should just film backstage vignettes of Brock Lesnar destroying every other superstar so that footage can be used when those wrestlers inevitably have to go for neck surgery.
deadbeater
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Since: 12.2.02
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#22 Posted on
I have an idea...

Tell the absolute truth. Everyone but everybody knows how Lita got injured.
The Sham
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Since: 20.1.02
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#23 Posted on
Anyone see Jessica Alba on Letterman? She talked about Lita doing the Hurricanrana on her, but didn't mention Lita getting hurt... I don't know if she was told not to say anything because the WWF has plans for an angle, because she didn't know Lita was hurt, or maybe it was 'cause she didn't care. Speculate wildly.



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Since: 3.1.02
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#24 Posted on
Sharmell just got hurt in an OVW match, and is going to be examined by either Dr. Andrews or Youngblood. So yes, it's time to bring up someone else. I like the idea of Lita's injury being explained away by a Jazz/Molly beatdown, since they are calling the injury wrestling related. But Deadbeater is right, even though she was injured on the set, things like that happen. there should be at least an attempt at cross promotion more than a week from the show.

Next weeks TV guide has a synopsis for the season finale of Dark Angel and it doesn't even mention Lita. It seems to me that the WWF is dropping the promotions ball on this. There is only going to be one or two mentions of it in passing, so how much cross promotion into (more)popular culture are they really interested in??



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#25 Posted on
It's not that she's clumsy; it's just really hard to do a hurricanrana while stoned...



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Since: 3.1.02
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#26 Posted on

    Next weeks TV guide has a synopsis for the season finale of Dark Angel and it doesn't even mention Lita.


I read that Lita's injury came in the middle of filming, and they had to reduce her role as a result.

FWIW, I'd have Heyman hit on Lita and striking out BIG time. The Incensed Heyman goes to Lesnar and says, "Kill!"
Brock stalks into her dressing room, slamming the door behind him. We hear some crashes, etc (like Chyna taking out the Ho's). And when the cameraman gathers up the nerver to go in, Lita is a crumpled heap/stain on the floor.




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#27 Posted on
Maybe they can film her falling off the roof of the Cobo Arena in Detroit and say, "Only one man has ever survived that!"
shea
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Since: 1.2.02
From: Brooklyn NY

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#28 Posted on
ooh, ooh, I know ...

they could have Hardyz vs. Lesner, Lita interferes and takes a minor bump (minor so the neck isn't hurt worse)...

and while she's laying there motionless, Brock walks over with Heyman screaming in his ear to break her in half or some such nonsense ...

-- tense, excruciating pause here --

but Brock turns to Heyman and says, "No, Paul. I think we've done enough damage for one night."

it's called ACTING!

of course, Paulie then says into the camera, "Twas beauty killed the beast."

Then maybe Brock picks her up in his arms and carries her up the ramp, like Lecter carrying Clarice ... or the Creature From the Black Lagoon, or ...

oops .... sorry .... how long was I out?
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#29 Posted on
They just said that Lita had surgery and will be out 6-9 months on Heat. There goes that then.



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