Blueberry Eggo waffles. Bit of butter, bit of syrup. Glass of chocolate milk on the side, easily mixed up during toasting. Strangely, I never eat this for breakfast (I'd rather just have cereal), it's usually my late night snack.
(edited by GodEatGod on 1.7.12 0401) "Never piss off a hawk with a blowgun" - Conan O'Brien
With full knowledge of my impending death via heart attack, I still will grab the ready to serve bacon slices when I'm in need of a quick fix. And not just 3 or 4 or so, but I do the first 8 slices, eat them and then go back and heat up the other 7 slices.
"Put on your helmets, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!" "It was nice of you to give that dead woman another chance." "All right, look alive everybody...oh sorry Susan."- MST3K: Space Mutiny Click Here (facebook.com)
I use the 1st bullet on Giuseppe Franco from the Procede commercials, then I use the 2nd on him as well after he states he doesn't know what the bullet's made of or how it works, but he's all in favor of it.