Blueberry Eggo waffles. Bit of butter, bit of syrup. Glass of chocolate milk on the side, easily mixed up during toasting. Strangely, I never eat this for breakfast (I'd rather just have cereal), it's usually my late night snack.
(edited by GodEatGod on 1.7.12 0401) "Never piss off a hawk with a blowgun" - Conan O'Brien
With full knowledge of my impending death via heart attack, I still will grab the ready to serve bacon slices when I'm in need of a quick fix. And not just 3 or 4 or so, but I do the first 8 slices, eat them and then go back and heat up the other 7 slices.
"Put on your helmets, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!" "It was nice of you to give that dead woman another chance." "All right, look alive everybody...oh sorry Susan."- MST3K: Space Mutiny Click Here (facebook.com)
Staff Writer/Co-Producer for either The Simpsons or Arrested Development. The pay wouldn't be insanely great or anything, but at least I'd be hanging around some of the funniest people in the world while working.