Blueberry Eggo waffles. Bit of butter, bit of syrup. Glass of chocolate milk on the side, easily mixed up during toasting. Strangely, I never eat this for breakfast (I'd rather just have cereal), it's usually my late night snack.
(edited by GodEatGod on 1.7.12 0401) "Never piss off a hawk with a blowgun" - Conan O'Brien
With full knowledge of my impending death via heart attack, I still will grab the ready to serve bacon slices when I'm in need of a quick fix. And not just 3 or 4 or so, but I do the first 8 slices, eat them and then go back and heat up the other 7 slices.
"Put on your helmets, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!" "It was nice of you to give that dead woman another chance." "All right, look alive everybody...oh sorry Susan."- MST3K: Space Mutiny Click Here (facebook.com)
Sort of going along with Texas Kelly... Punting the ball high and hoping one of your players will down it instead of ANGLING IT OUT OF BOUNDS. Come on! Is it so hard? Are you telling me your punter can't do it? Punting is all he does for a living!