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|  #1 Posted on 14.11.06 0237.26 | Instant Rating: 2.29 | By "easily-prepared food", I mean something that you can either eat right out of a box or prepare very easily in a microwave or toaster. In this instance, something that can go from package to your mouth in five minutes or less. This topic idea came about because recently, while there was very little food in the house, I became hooked on toasted bagels. We had these whole-wheat bagels in the fridge 'cuz Mom gets them from a lady she works with for free, and being that they were darn near the only thing to eat in the house, ya gotta eat something.But out of the bag, at least to me they're nastier than hell. Finally, desperate for something that tastes good, I said "the heck with it" and popped it in our gigantic four-slice toaster, and then put some butter on it. And the whole-wheat bagels went from "The Nasty" to "Habit-Forming" just like that. I swear I don't know where this concept has been my whole life.  Also I love this cream of potato soup we had at the Love Feast the other night at church, but only when I put a bunch of crackers in it. I didn't realize the crackers had cheese in them, but it sure tastes like it.
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| #2 Posted on 14.11.06 0323.08 | Instant Rating: 5.45 | Beans and Franks.
Cook about 6 slices of Farmer John's bacon (or your own favorite)
Cook dogs in 9 inch pan with 1/4 cup water (turn frequently). Go with a Hebrew National, Hoffy or Nathan's. Trust me a good dog is where it's at.
Cut each dog into 4 pieces throw back into pan.
Add 2 big cans of baked beans, the good brand.....
Once beans are warm, add cooked bacon and mix contents.
MMMMM good.
roughly 30 minutes of cook time (prep included)
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| #3 Posted on 14.11.06 0613.03 | Instant Rating: 4.96 | Ravioli. Boil the pasta while microwaving some sauce, you're good to go.
Microwaved baked potatoes are pretty good too.
The fastest, tastiest, would probably be an apple.
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| #4 Posted on 14.11.06 0646.17 | Instant Rating: 6.13 | Anytime there are tortillas in the fridge I'm always making little snacks with them. I usually add tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese, salsa and cheddar cheese, or hummus and parmesan cheese with bell pepper slices.
Another quickie is cottage cheese and jam on matzah.
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| #5 Posted on 14.11.06 0823.03 | Instant Rating: 3.32 | Peanut Butter with either carrots or celery. And if you are lucky enough and your wife does not like peanut butter, you do not need silverware and can dip the veggies straight into the jar! No clean up afterwards!
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| #6 Posted on 14.11.06 0851.18 | Instant Rating: 6.15 | Stove Top Stuffing.
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| #7 Posted on 14.11.06 0946.12 | Either cereal w/milk (I like Kashi, pretty much any variety) or PBJ. Those are my standard "I'm hungry, I need a quick fix" foods.
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| #8 Posted on 14.11.06 0947.03 | Instant Rating: 6.53 | Totino's Party Pizza. They were 10 for $10 a couple of weeks ago, so I had to get a couple.
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| #9 Posted on 14.11.06 1208.12 | Instant Rating: 4.81 | Microwavable Salisbury steaks. Having to sit on the can for the following two or three days is sometimes worth it.
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| #10 Posted on 14.11.06 1223.06 | Instant Rating: 3.32 | Originally posted by jfkfc
Microwavable Salisbury steaks. Having to sit on the can for the following two or three days is sometimes worth it.
No it is not. I can honeslty say there is no food worth eating that requires me to sit on the throne for two or three days afterwards. I would rather starve.
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| #11 Posted on 14.11.06 1415.55 | Instant Rating: 8.58 | Why that sounds like another illuminating topic for a One Question.
p.s. MICROWAVABLE SOFT PRETZELS | Merc
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|  #12 Posted on 14.11.06 1857.02 | Instant Rating: 6.37 | I'm all about microwaving frozen dim sims.
6 is 1.45 a side. Add salt to taste.
Eat.
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| #13 Posted on 14.11.06 1912.47 | Instant Rating: 5.12 | Originally posted by Merc
I'm all about microwaving frozen dim sims.
6 is 1.45 a side. Add salt to taste.
Eat.
Anyone who thinks 30 minutes is rapidly prepared needs their heads read :)
Have you ever tried to cook something in an oven that was obviously only supposed to be cooked in a microwave? You can tell when you're looking at one of these items because it'll say something like "Cook at 350 degrees for 35 minutes." 35 minutes for a TV dinner? Preposterous! I could go outside and cook it with a magnifying glass quicker than that!
Anyway, my answer:
White Castle Microwavable Cheeseburgers. Available in your grocer's freezer case.
(edited by Mr. Boffo on 15.11.06 1102) | Mr Heel II
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| #14 Posted on 14.11.06 1957.32 | Instant Rating: 6.13 | | As of late, Top Ramen Spicy Chile Chicken flavor. I am positively addicted to the stuff. | AWArulz
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| #15 Posted on 14.11.06 2206.00 | Instant Rating: 6.46 | For me, Tostitos cheese stuff (I'm sure it has some fancier name - but it's like a semi-spicy nacho cheese thing.
Take off the lid, 1 minute nukes, dip the old Santira white corn chips in, and clog your arteries. Yum
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|  #16 Posted on 14.11.06 2216.23 | Instant Rating: 4.70 | Tostitos (the multigrain variety) and salsa.
However, for some reason, I always get hungry when I'm about to head out the door, so as I'm getting ready to go out, I'll put a couple of pizza pops in the micro and eat them as I'm walking to the bus stop.
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| #17 Posted on 15.11.06 1646.46 | Instant Rating: 6.37 | Originally posted by Mr. Boffo
Have you ever tried to cook something in an oven that was obviously only supposed to be cooked in a microwave?
No.
The last thing I cooked in an oven was chicken and wedges ages ago. If I can't nuke it, boil it or use a frypan, I generally buy it. | Mayhem
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| #18 Posted on 15.11.06 2027.39 | Instant Rating: 4.96 |
I'm one of those people that has to have vegetables with every meal. I really like the new Birdseye steamed veggies in a bag ... pop them in the microwave for about 5 minutes and they taste as though you boiled the water & steamed them yourself. | Alpha Dog
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| #19 Posted on 15.11.06 2230.54 | Instant Rating: 5.91 |  | StaggerLee
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| #20 Posted on 15.11.06 2259.06 | Instant Rating: 2.28 | Originally posted by Matt Tracker
Stove Top Stuffing.
Sometimes a box of the Cornbread stuffing is my dinner. Decrease water by 1/4 cup and it's fluffier and you dont have to let it sit as long. | | Pages: 1 2 3 Next
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