Gotta love ol' Espen Knutsen, always gets the Blue Jackets that SportsCenter time they don't deserve yet. There's a Hurricanes fan living here in Ohio (that Joe Louis Arena thing is here too) named Stanley Cupp. Both of those were in our paper today, shouldn't be as funny as they are.
HOLLY: How do you like me now? COLE: You're a jerk Holly! ME: (sigh) Cole ruins everything!
This isn't just a "viral in your face LOL!" thread, friends and neighbors. This is me trying to be proactive, because by all rights this ought to be a sensation in the sports internet deadspin blogospehere.