Gotta love ol' Espen Knutsen, always gets the Blue Jackets that SportsCenter time they don't deserve yet. There's a Hurricanes fan living here in Ohio (that Joe Louis Arena thing is here too) named Stanley Cupp. Both of those were in our paper today, shouldn't be as funny as they are.
HOLLY: How do you like me now? COLE: You're a jerk Holly! ME: (sigh) Cole ruins everything!
Deadmarsh is gone either way. From what I understand, he most likely will have to retire because of the concussion. Taylor should focus his energies on re-signing both Allison (if he ever gets healthy) and Palffy.