Gotta love ol' Espen Knutsen, always gets the Blue Jackets that SportsCenter time they don't deserve yet. There's a Hurricanes fan living here in Ohio (that Joe Louis Arena thing is here too) named Stanley Cupp. Both of those were in our paper today, shouldn't be as funny as they are.
HOLLY: How do you like me now? COLE: You're a jerk Holly! ME: (sigh) Cole ruins everything!
Bobby Clarke (who, by the way, was easily the cheapest chickenshit in NHL history, challenged only by Dougie Gilmour) has already basically promised that the Flyers will target Hossa and Alfredsson during the next Ottawa/Philly tilt. Classy.