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The W - Random - What is my fortune cookie trying to tell me?
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Lap cheong

Since: 2.1.02
From: Worcester MA

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If your cookie is in 2 pieces, the answer is yes.

That's the message I found inside my fortune cookie last night ... how should one interpret this (especially if one didn't have a question in mind before opening said cookie)?

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Boudin rouge

Since: 30.1.02
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The guy that writes these is running out of pithy sayings and is trying out random mysterious phrases.

You can never know everything, and part of what you know is always wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing that. A portion of courage lies in going on anyways.-- Robert Jordan (1948-2007), The Wheel Of Time
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Potato korv

Since: 24.4.05
From: San Diego, CA

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The answer to every fortune cookie.....At the end of the fortune add two words.....add the two words "in bed".

your fortune now reads..

If your cookie is in 2 pieces, the answer is yes[in bed].

UH, I hope this helps because the whole "In Bed" thing usually fits.

IMO, I think it helps. The operative words "If your cookie".

(edited by The Guinness. on 5.1.08 0213)
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