The bastard never sent me my rings! I fear I am now destined to die as all other mortal men without magnetic life rings shall die. Oh well, Alex Chiu will know my wrath when the world comes to know me as the Messiah. (alexchiu.com) I will have no use for him as my prophet.
I would have complained but honestly I'd be scared to contact anyone affiliated with him. They seem weirder than Scientologists.
This weekend is my birthday (tomorrow, actually) and I'm going to be travelling to New York City for Friday and Saturday to perform with The Banana Convention. It'd be groovy to meet some new people and party for my birthday with y'all.