The bastard never sent me my rings! I fear I am now destined to die as all other mortal men without magnetic life rings shall die. Oh well, Alex Chiu will know my wrath when the world comes to know me as the Messiah. (alexchiu.com) I will have no use for him as my prophet.
I would have complained but honestly I'd be scared to contact anyone affiliated with him. They seem weirder than Scientologists.
Watch a parade. Eat a hot dog. Wave a flag. Exercise your freedom of speech (read: post on the Wienerboard!) Read this. And this. Then wave a flag again...and be proud to be American. God Bless the USA!