The bastard never sent me my rings! I fear I am now destined to die as all other mortal men without magnetic life rings shall die. Oh well, Alex Chiu will know my wrath when the world comes to know me as the Messiah. (alexchiu.com) I will have no use for him as my prophet.
I would have complained but honestly I'd be scared to contact anyone affiliated with him. They seem weirder than Scientologists.
"Hey man, is that Freedom Rock?" Outstanding. I tried to find a commercial for "Cool Rock" as well, but no luck. I think it might be the same two guys with different hair playing air guitar through the commercial.