The tread title shoul;d really say it all. With the talent roster the wwf has why would they waste tv time by putting jackie vs crash. Like its not an ongoing angle, its like its thrown in there for amusement. Same with bigshow-stasiak. Why not put in a match with two ppl who are actually gonna mesh and get the crowd into the MATCH rather then chuck a wrestler and female out there for a minute. They have all the talent in the world to make two BOMB must see shows every week but they remain sub-par. It 's really dissapointing becaucse it doesnt have to be.
Like does any wwf employes read theses msg boards? My question is with all this talent why hold back on the shows?
Hey! Staskiak has potential. "Planet Stasiak"! HA! Actually, why don't they just pair him up with Mr. Perfect and bring back the "PerfectShawn" gimmick? As for the match with the Big Show, that was the first time I've seen a single-leg takedown attempt from someone not named Angle in a while!
"All born equal unless you're Canadian Then halfway through decay like Uranium You define what's death-defying Get the most out of life or at the least die trying Are you Evil Knievel jumping a train? Or running with scissors like Frasier Crane? Have really good times doing really bad things ‘Cause the show ain't over ‘til the fat lady sings Like Elton John with his candle in the wind It's hard to blow out a flame as big as him But we've all got to Wang Chung with the Grim Reaper Whether you're Einstein whether you're Beaker Death is certain so it's definitely worth flirtin' Don't expect a bright light no just curtains Life is like a penis most people don't know it But most people suck so they usually blow it"
From "Take The Long Way Home", by The Bloodhound Gang
Crash beat Jackie on the 4/14 Heat. But, yeah, it's pretty pointless to put that match on Raw. The week before a PPV, they should be more concerned w/ advancing current storylines rather than putting people over in their home state.
Matthew: You would've loved it, David. A week in a foreign country, strange people, strange customs... Dave: Oh, I know what you mean. I've been to Canada.
Originally posted by Spaceman SpiffCrash beat Jackie on the 4/14 Heat. But, yeah, it's pretty pointless to put that match on Raw. The week before a PPV, they should be more concerned w/ advancing current storylines rather than putting people over in their home state.
ME: Sure, it's only 30 seconds, but cut out that match, the Stasiak/Big Show match & Stasiak promo, and maybe some of the other filler, and you've got time to do something else PPV-related.
YOU: Like what, Mr. Smartypants?
ME: I don't know, something.
YOU: Brilliant!
ME: ...
If it wasn't the last Raw show before the PPV, it wouldn't be a big deal to me. You've got JR screaming "Buy the PPV, it's gonna be huge!" at the end of Raw, when about an hour earlier we're watching Jackie/Crash.
Matthew: You would've loved it, David. A week in a foreign country, strange people, strange customs... Dave: Oh, I know what you mean. I've been to Canada.
I agree, Moe, I find Crash walking down to the ring with his Holly* Strut, head bent, face clenched just hilarious. Then he does something and raises his arms like "Yeah, I'm the F'n Bomb!"
It's actually pretty funny.
*note: Crash is no longer a Holly. He's just Crash.
Originally posted by HarleM HeAtThe tread title shoul;d really say it all. With the talent roster the wwf has why would they waste tv time by putting jackie vs crash. Like its not an ongoing angle, its like its thrown in there for amusement. Same with bigshow-stasiak. Why not put in a match with two ppl who are actually gonna mesh and get the crowd into the MATCH rather then chuck a wrestler and female out there for a minute. They have all the talent in the world to make two BOMB must see shows every week but they remain sub-par. It 's really dissapointing becaucse it doesnt have to be.
Like does any wwf employes read theses msg boards? My question is with all this talent why hold back on the shows?
Man, what did it accomplish the other 3 or 4 times they've met? What does anything involving Crash accomplish?
My best guess, they gotta give these two something to do.
Hey, who says the WWF isn't allowed to throw potential storylines against the wall and see which ones stick? Many would argue that this has been their M.O. with all their stories for quite a while now.
Personally, I hope they are just setting up the WWF debut of Disco Inferno. He deserves better than being the best thing about that horror show called the WWA
I'd sell my soul for a porn star, preferably one with a vagina.
Crash Holly is a good at being the little jerk heel. It's too bad he's in jobber hell now though. Spike kinda took his spot on the card. I'm just hoping the reunite the Holly tagteam, with the matching green striped trunks. I freakin loved that team.
Enjoy them while you can. I get the feeling The Vaudvillains are gonna get The Ascension treatment if and when that call up happens and they are still a team.