I've been thinking of some nickname for this (future?) tag team that would work. Unfortunately, the combination of Ass, Gunn and Noble really don't give me much to work with. I guess you could use trailer or redneck or um... ass. Bad Ass Rednecks? I dunno... The best I could come up with was Jamie's got a Gunn, but that's just silly.
Caped Boy: Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Milbourne, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace. [He chuckles, and there is an awkward silence at the table.] Caped Boy: Anyone? Alexa! [Alexa gives him a withering glare.] Caped Boy: Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me. Alexa: In your dreams, douche-bag! Caped Boy: Douche-bags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment. Thank you. [Keith walks off] Alexa: Ewww!
Hey, come on! THis team MIGHT not turn out to suck horribly! Where's your firkin' OPTIMISM?!
Eh. Who am I kidding...
I have toyed with the idea of this team before on my "WWF No Mercy" game, but I was halfway into a case of beer and in the middle of a rousing round of "Who can come up with the shittiest tag team" (I did NOT win by the way. The winner was my little brother, who came up with the memorable stinker... Jeff Jarrett and Essa Rios, Strike Force II)
Side note: Am I the only one who thinks it would be cool to see the APA open an irish pub and run a series of skits loosely based on Spider Robinson's "Callahan's Bar" series?
Two hours later they decided to stop at a diner Because they loved the smell of eggs and coffee I just had to smoke a cigarette and wear a hat By the time that they set off again, the sun was starting to set It made the sky look red like a nuclear ray One of them said "what do you want more than anything in this whole wide world Do you want money, do you want sex, or do you want all that success?" I thought about that one myself (Then they came upon the thing)
From, "The Church of Logic, Sin and Love" by The Men
Aw come on, Billy's been at his best in tag teams, and more TV time for Jamie is always a good thing. Team Names: Bad Ass Rednecks Assnecks We have hot and easy girlfriends inc. Ass & Flannel Noble Asses The Destroyers The Jung Rockabilly Dragons The Gunn totin Rednecks and finally....Name to be Determined
Cracker Ass Crackers would be a great name if these guys were on Raw and could feud with Teddy Long. Failing that, I feel that using this name with "_____ loves the CAC" said with proper voice inflection as a catchphrase (yes, clipped from Kevin Smith, I know) would get at least mildly over.
But if the divorce settlement is where the split happens, then what the hell was that silly boardroom drama Monday about? Besides Vince demonstrating that "Hey, watch my neck digest and regurgitate my head!" trick, I mean.