Glad to see I wasn't the only one laughing his ass off at the visual of Bradshaw getting kicked in the head by a deadpan Steve Blackman. With Smokey jumping in outta nowhere screaming, "You just got knocked the FUCK out!"
Two hours later they decided to stop at a diner Because they loved the smell of eggs and coffee I just had to smoke a cigarette and wear a hat By the time that they set off again, the sun was starting to set It made the sky look red like a nuclear ray One of them said "what do you want more than anything in this whole wide world Do you want money, do you want sex, or do you want all that success?" I thought about that one myself (Then they came upon the thing)
From, "The Church of Logic, Sin and Love" by The Men
The whole "you got a purty mouth"/"ever been in prison" is just the usual lockerroom shenanigans. However, Bradshaw and Faarooq are pretty much the enforcers (see Public Enemy incident, Angle's book etc.), so the newer guys are likely stuck taking it.
of course the dirtsheets have to run with it...otherwise it would be "hidden story Meltzer Keller etc. are AFRAID TO TELL YOU/their sources are crap if they didn't hear about Bradshaw"
The idea of WrestleMania is that every match could be a main event on a weekly TV show, They just cram 10 weeks of awesome wrestling awesomeness into four hours of compacted awesomeness, then shill it for six months until we're all amped to see it.