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|  #101 Posted on 26.4.07 2221.58 | Instant Rating: 5.12 | Originally posted by Guru Zim
Are those his kids? Is he the step-dad? How does he know they won't come back?
They aren't a family that is OK with casual nudity - he's trying to shock her. That means it would shock the kids too. This guy wants to shock kids with his soapy manhood.
There's no better pairing than a naked man and children's shows.
I'm glad someone else noticed that part. The kids leave the room, and suddenly the guy is standing up in the tub.
At the least, they could have made it where the wife was moving around. She talks to the kids, then she checks up on the husband taking a bath. Maybe she knocks, and then when there's no answer she just walks in, and is shocked to see the guy standing up with a sponge on his head. She asks what he's doing, and we get the punchline.
That's how the commercial should have gone. Instead of this display of irresponsible parenting. | CRZ
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| #102 Posted on 27.4.07 1006.10 | Instant Rating: 9.00 | Originally posted by Mr. Boffo
Originally posted by Guru Zim
Are those his kids? Is he the step-dad? How does he know they won't come back?
They aren't a family that is OK with casual nudity - he's trying to shock her. That means it would shock the kids too. This guy wants to shock kids with his soapy manhood.
There's no better pairing than a naked man and children's shows.
I'm glad someone else noticed that part. The kids leave the room, and suddenly the guy is standing up in the tub.
At the least, they could have made it where the wife was moving around. She talks to the kids, then she checks up on the husband taking a bath. Maybe she knocks, and then when there's no answer she just walks in, and is shocked to see the guy standing up with a sponge on his head. She asks what he's doing, and we get the punchline.
That's how the commercial should have gone. Instead of this display of irresponsible parenting.
Couldn't you people be spending your time better picketing the Burger King world headquarters in person? (Make sure to spell at least one word wrong on your signs...it's an attention getter!)
OBVIOUSLY by the time the dude stands up, the kids are in the car anxiously waiting to go to Burger King.
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| #103 Posted on 27.4.07 2208.13 | Instant Rating: 5.70 | There's a new one that just came out.
Cut to a Hard Rock Live-esque arena with a bunch of music-crazy fans yelling "ALKA SELTZER ALKA SELTZER." Then some FOTM pop-punk band comes out and sings the "Plop Plop Fizz Fizz" song while the crowd waves a glass of Alka Seltzer like it was a Bic lighter. Truly appalling.
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| #104 Posted on 27.4.07 2236.43 | Instant Rating: 6.95 | |
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week. "I think I just wanted to say "Ass Pirate"." (Guru Zim)
Originally posted by Aldo D 2112
There's a new one that just came out.
Cut to a Hard Rock Live-esque arena with a bunch of music-crazy fans yelling "ALKA SELTZER ALKA SELTZER." Then some FOTM pop-punk band comes out and sings the "Plop Plop Fizz Fizz" song while the crowd waves a glass of Alka Seltzer like it was a Bic lighter. Truly appalling.
The sad thing is, if the titles are to be believed, that was just some guy who won a songwriting contest. I hope he stole all the gear afterwards.
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| #105 Posted on 30.4.07 0825.07 | Instant Rating: 8.79 |
Did you also notice as he stands up, there are two huge open windows behind him? Who has their bathtub in front of two big windows with no curtains? This ad is dumber than dumb.
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| #106 Posted on 30.4.07 1939.54 | Instant Rating: 6.95 | |
You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week. "I think I just wanted to say "Ass Pirate"." (Guru Zim)
Originally posted by pieman
Did you also notice as he stands up, there are two huge open windows behind him? Who has their bathtub in front of two big windows with no curtains? This ad is dumber than dumb.
Considering the whole gag revolves around some guy standing up in a tub... that's probably more thought than the writers put into it. ;)
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| #107 Posted on 9.5.07 2344.52 | Instant Rating: 1.04 | | Head on apply dirzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | Alex
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| #108 Posted on 24.5.07 0739.26 | Instant Rating: 4.86 | A special "they took an annoying ad and made it even worse" double shot:
Those body spray commercials where the women do porno music noises now.
and...
Adding twins to the gellin' commercials so now it's all "are you gellin gellin?"
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| #109 Posted on 24.5.07 1039.01 | Instant Rating: 4.97 | Originally posted by Alex
Those body spray commercials where the women do porno music noises now.
Agreed.
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| #110 Posted on 26.5.07 0317.03 | Instant Rating: 5.75 | The McDonald's commercial with David "Bud Bundy" Faustino ("Road trip!"). Just popping up out of the blue in the middle of the commercial....wtf?
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| #111 Posted on 4.7.07 1741.56 | Instant Rating: 4.89 | I hate the Snickers commercials with the guy with the guitar singing, the Starburst berries and cream commercials, and the new Subway commercial with the annoying guy saying MORE MEAT MORE FLAVOR.
There's a lot of crappy commercials out right now. :/
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| #112 Posted on 5.7.07 0344.27 | Instant Rating: 4.95 | Originally posted by Psycho Penguin
I hate the Snickers commercials with the guy with the guitar singing, the Starburst berries and cream commercials
I hate that Snickers commercial so bad that I actually change the channel now whenever it comes on. Lately my daughter has taken to singing that song whenever she wants to irritate me. I would love to see wrestlings Jeff Jarrett suddenly appear and smash that guy over the head with his own guitar.
I disliked all of the Starburst commercials until the one with the weird singing berries & cream guy came along. The commercial is so odd that I actually like it for some strange reason. Maybe it's just the Monty Python fan in me.
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| #113 Posted on 5.7.07 0914.31 | Instant Rating: 6.43 |
Originally posted by Alex
Adding twins to the gellin' commercials so now it's all "are you gellin gellin?"
Anyone else notice they changed the first one of these? When it first aired the guy was "gellin' like a felon". I imagine someone complained, so it was changed to "gellin' like Magellan".
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| #114 Posted on 23.7.07 1550.27 | Instant Rating: 4.05 | Ads for "The Kill Zone" on Spike.
"I'm tired of your bullshit." Yes, uncensored.
They've been running it all afternoon, at least during the various Trek episodes.
EDIT: This afternoon they started to become censored.
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| #115 Posted on 24.7.07 1830.10 | Instant Rating: 2.39 | | Skittles "SOUR MILK" ad. | Reverend J Shaft
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| #116 Posted on 25.7.07 1113.05 | Instant Rating: 4.91 | Originally posted by StaggerLee
Skittles "SOUR MILK" ad.
100% agreed. Makes me want to vomit. | DJ FrostyFreeze
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| #117 Posted on 25.7.07 1430.52 | Instant Rating: 6.95 |
I hate those Swiffer commercials where you see someone (usually a woman) berating someone else off camera about how they're so sloppy and dont do the job anymore and they need to "pick it up" already, then the camera shows that they're actually talking to an old fashioned mop & bucket.
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|  #118 Posted on 8.8.07 0308.01 | Instant Rating: 3.58 | A couple currently
These dumb futureshop commercials, more specifically the "rigging the sensor" that's currently airing, and the (fill in the blank)...sale
Up here in Canada the Comedy Network's promotion for current shows like Odd Job Jack, plain suck! They need, NEED to get a new voiceover girl as I'm sick of her.
Get your own Gamercard Sig.
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| #119 Posted on 15.8.07 1601.17 | Instant Rating: 2.37 | | I am currently hating the "Mr Opportunity" Honda commercials with the dickhead cartoon guy. | spf
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| #120 Posted on 15.8.07 1642.08 | Instant Rating: 5.16 | Originally posted by StaggerLee
I am currently hating the "Mr Opportunity" Honda commercials with the dickhead cartoon guy.
I don't think I've ever agreed with you as much as I do right now 
Along with that, we have commercials for Bally's here with this woman who starts off saying "are you looking at me? Well I'm looking at you." and proceeds to just annoy the crap out of me every time I see the ad. | | Pages: Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 Next
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