Really, really hate the eBay ad where everybody in the meeting has a tablet but one guy and they all make fun of him for using a pen. I know the humor they're trying to go for, but everyone comes off as such a massive dick, that I totally side with pen guy.
NY State Lotto commercials. Especially the most recent one for Cashwords.
All Nationwide commercials. That guy is just a douche.
All Progressive commercials. I'm tired of Flo.
The State Farm commercials with Jessica and Jerry.
Geico pig commercials.
Any Castrol commercial that has John Force talking and zooms in on his teeth.
I'm sure there are more. I have a lot of hate for commercials.
EDIT:
Remembered two more.
The Wanchai Ferry commercial for Orange Chicken. The couple is sitting down and eating. The woman says, with a half-full mouth, "mmm Orange Chicken." First, swallow then talk. Second, you knew what the flavor was when you bought it. And if you forgot, you were reminded when you took the package out of the freezer to cook it.
The Vonage commercial with the foreign barista who is lying to her mother about being an actress. Why is she using Vonage to talk to her mom when she is working? Take a break and make that call. "That applause is for me!"
(edited by Stefonics on 3.5.12 1014) It’s so hard for me to sit back here in this studio, looking at a guy out here, hollering my name! When last year I spent more money, on spilled liquor, in bars from one side of this world to the other, than you made! You’re talking to the Rolex wearin, diamond ring wearin, kiss stealin, WOOOO wheelin dealin, limousine ridin, jet flyin son of a gun. And I'm having a hard time holding these alligators down!
Originally posted by drjayphd Lottery commercials don't count, because they all suck across the board, but that one's a special kind of annoying.
I figured out my hatred for NY Lotto commercials. The guy looks like a fat Mike Krzyzewski. Fat and smug.
I might be mistaken, but the Verizon 4G commercial with the crying mother and daughter seems to have been re-shot. When I saw it last night, it didn't have subtitles. Why they wouldn't completely scrap it, I have no idea.
Originally posted by BDLoco Yes Zooey, it is fucking rain.
But she's lazy and does not want to wear shoes.
It’s so hard for me to sit back here in this studio, looking at a guy out here, hollering my name! When last year I spent more money, on spilled liquor, in bars from one side of this world to the other, than you made! You’re talking to the Rolex wearin, diamond ring wearin, kiss stealin, WOOOO wheelin dealin, limousine ridin, jet flyin son of a gun. And I'm having a hard time holding these alligators down!
I never want to see the commercial for Kayak travel where the guy dilates his eyes. He's creepy and repugnant to look at, and he's a dick to his wife. Do not want.
"Never piss off a hawk with a blowgun" - Conan O'Brien
Originally posted by JayJayDeanI hope the van with the family signing "Crazy Train" drives off a cliff and explodes into a large inferno.
And when they land, they land right on top of the "Notebooks and Jeans" lady.
I hate both of these as well...
My son obscenely enjoys the reaction he can get from his sister by "singing" either of these commercials. I've already warned him that I'll look the other way if she ever catches him.
I hate - HATE - the new Wendy's commercials with that smart ass redhead whop condescendingly shows up everyone who does NOT order Wendy's. I make me never want to eat there again.