I was 16, she was almost 16.......the girl's family had a farm down the road from my grandparents farm (I was spending the summer there). We did it on top of a hay loft in her dads barn (the whole scenario was her idea). I lasted about 3 minutes. lol
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Originally posted by KevintripodI was 16, she was almost 16.......the girl's family had a farm down the road from my grandparents farm (I was spending the summer there). We did it on top of a hay loft in her dads barn (the whole scenario was her idea). I lasted about 3 minutes. lol
Wow, you actually went for a roll in the hay.
On the flip side, congrats to ABC for hiring Tim McGraw to tailor the lyrics to "I like it, I love it" for every halftime highlight show throughout the "Monday Night Football" season. Just last week, my buddy House and I were discussing Cosell's classic highlight narratives in the '70s, and how nobody had approached them since, and I told House, "Only one thing could ever come close, and I know it's a long shot, but what if ABC hired Tim McGraw to tailor the lyrics to 'I Like it, I Love It' for each week of NFL highlights throughout the season?" And wouldn't you know, it happened! See, dreams can come true. --- Bill Simmons, www.sportsguy.net
Originally posted by KevintripodI was 16, she was almost 16.......the girl's family had a farm down the road from my grandparents farm (I was spending the summer there). We did it on top of a hay loft in her dads barn (the whole scenario was her idea). I lasted about 3 minutes. lol
Heh. I lasted more like three seconds BUT those were the BEST three seconds of my life. Until the next day. :)
Haven't yet-- waiting for marriage, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. But I don't judge anybody who made a different decision.
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17th birthday, and regret it to this day. He broke up with me 2 days later, saying he wouldn't be able to keep himself from cheating. Two weeks later, he enlisted in the air force, and disappeared from the face of the earth.
And with the guy I am currently married to. I had to ask him what year we first did it too. I suck. [insert filthy joke here] You would think that something like that would stand out in my mind- especially after waiting so long to do it too. Oy!
Originally posted by The Thrill21...thank you Ballatore champagne!
Did it actually require just one sip of Ballatore, or was it more of a whole bottle deal?
And 16. Although it was out of town at a summer college program at a large school, which meant that no one I knew back home believed me for a second. The out-of-town factor and the anonymity of being at a huge school pretty much ensured disbelief and a lot of, "You don't know her. I met her at Niagara Falls" jokes. I didn't lose my "in my own town, with a girl my friends could verify existed" virginity for another four months, and unfortunately it was with a girl I was none too thrilled to talk about.