Okay, could someone please explain how Dayne managed to move into "servicable" status? Spends about a year and a half running like he literally has his thumb shoved up his ass, then tonight, against Jacksonville, not only does he convert two third downs in the first half (which was a little much to ask of him normally), but also goes for 52 yards on 13 carries, finally moving itno "average" status? I suppose this game was full of weirdness... no one can kick the ball past the 20, Bryant misses two FG's, Brunell outruns Taylor, Taylor gets injured (okay, that was inevitable, but still...)
Dayne has a case of fumblitis which has landed him in the doghouse.
These commercials are superfine because they pay for the production costs of putting CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING BENOIT on my GODDAMN TV SCREEN! I will GO GREYHOUND! I am thinking OUTSIDE THE BUN! – Dean Rasmussen 8/1/2002 Smackdown Workrate Report