Originally posted by Dexley's Midnight JoggerDavid Flair could hire Brad Anderson to be his sidekick.
Only if he wears the Zan Panzer mask again.
I have a special friend. He's the baby Jesus and I love him and...and...he don't give me no s**t and he don't f**k around and he's just the f**king coolest guy and I wanna say I love the baby Jesus.I can't say enough.I love the baby Jesus and I think...he's the best thing and he's really great when he shares his love for everbody.You know what I mean?I can't even see a manger without thinkin' about him,eh?I just love the Jesus.I've only been into him for a couple of hours though,but I'm really into him. --Bruce McCulloch
Originally posted by redsoxnationPaging Vic Steamboat.
Vic isn't Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat's son...
Triple H's Theme ----------------------
Time to flame the lame... time to flame the lame
It's all about the game, and how you play it I hunger for control, That why I'm with Stephanie It's all about the lame,and Vince has gotta pay me... I am the lame... you don't want to like me... I want control I used to do Joanie... I am Kev's bitch... But people still hate me I am the lame... and Zenk is going to flame me
Because Erik Watts and David Flair are legendarily bad wrestlers, and Brian Lawler never got much higher than comedy relief? Being a bad wrestler is more likely to draw "Fuck off and die" heat (aka X-Pac Heat) rather than genuine heel heat.
"next to of course god america i love you land of the pilgrims' and so forth oh say can you see by the dawn's early my country tis of centuries come and go and are no more what of it we should worry in every language even deafanddumb thy sons acclaim your glorious name by gorry by jingo by gee by gosh by gum why talk of beauty what could be more beaut- iful than these heroic happy dead who rushed like lions to the roaring slaughter they did not stop to think they died instead then shall the voice of liberty be mute?"
TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT: THE SHOCKING RETURN OF BROCK LESNAR FROM RAW! ALSO TONIGHT: HUNICO vs. TYSON KIDD! R-TRUTH vs. HEATH SLATER! All this PLUS "still photos" from WRESTLEMANIA! Wow...THIS is a light show.