YouTube Street Fighter II. Imagine Street Fighter meets Dragon's Lair, as performed by action figures. This is an actual playable game. It amazes me that someone would put this kind of effort into... anything ever.
Heeeee! Which is sucking more, would you say? At least the Mexican Civil War of 2014 won't happen for another seven years and is taking place in another country. Football's not as important but it affects you more directly. ;)