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#1 Posted on
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It includes the text of a speech he gave to a political group. To say it resembled Homer Simpson's reworked wedding vows from "A Milhouse Divided" would be a compliment.





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...you never had a 575 pound stinky, smelly giant named Andre the Giant, look down at you from a height of 7’6”...

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I wonder how the young conservatives to whom he was speaking reacted when he went into the diabtribe about his name legally being Warrior. For me, I would have gotten up and ran for the door...

I like how he tries to be intellectual and all, yet, when faced with someone from an opposing political spectrum he tells them:

“You’re on the wrong side of the battlefield and perhaps a couple chairs up side your head would straighten you out.”

Yup. Just the kind of guy I'd want fighting for my beliefs.



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#4 Posted on
I want a Warrior/Barbara Streisand political debate RIGHT NOW



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Ouch, I'm embarrased to be a conservative with a guy like Warrior on my side.
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I read the full text of the warriors speech and I say THE MAN IS A FUCKING GENIUS. All bow before the wisdom of the Warrior! In fact, I would heartily endorse a Bush/Warrior ticket in 2004. He is my new hero
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*turning to Grimis* He's all yours, and you're welcome to him ;)



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"My name is Warrior. And that is not just a nickname cheaply lifted from having had my sports entertainment career."

Of course it isn't, because you would still get these speaking engagements if you were named Jim Hellwig. ASS.



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#9 Posted on

    Originally posted by Underwater
    I want a Warrior/Barbara Streisand political debate RIGHT NOW








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Every time I read this guy's stuff, I think, "If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college." Thank you, Lewis Black!



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I have this mental image of him speaking on stage while wearing a sportcoat, face paint and tassles.



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Quoth the Warrior: "thinking is hard, yes."

Maybe more so for some than others judging by his columns.
Much as we may insult the big oafs intelligence though the Warrior Wisdom title shows he clearly knows a good oxymoron when he sees one.



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I got halfway through he speech and that's when my brain went "That's it, I'm out of here". After that dreams of chocolateland entered my head as I danced down a chocolate road and ate a chocolate dog. And there I saw a store that had 50% off on chocolate. 50% OFF! MY GOD!

Then, my brain came back and mentioned lunch so I got something to eat.

Warrior is a menace.



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    Originally posted by spf2119
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Americans are a resolute people who have risen to every test of our time. Adversity has revealed the character of our country, to the world and to ourselves. America is a strong nation, and honorable in the use of our strength. We exercise power without conquest, and we sacrifice for the liberty of strangers. Americans are a free people, who know that freedom is the right of every person and the future of every nation. The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity.
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I think it would be in his best interest to take a few english classes at his local community college. His sentence structure and poor grammar make it hard to follow what he is saying. And that embarasses me as a "conservative". I know very little about this guy; does he actually give his speech with his face paint on?



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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by Bizzle Izzle
    I think it would be in his best interest to take a few english classes at his local community college. His sentence structure and poor grammar make it hard to follow what he is saying.


In one of his earlier columns I remember him being very proud of a mystical book he owned called a 'dictionary' which he said he regularly refered to cos believe it or not in his daily life he often came across words he didn't understand (I know, I was as shocked as anyone).

Unfortunately this book gives no advice on how to place these words together in a manner which would result in what you and I would recognise as a sentence.


and that embarasses me as a "conservative"


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    Originally posted by Bizzle Izzle
    does he actually give his speech with his face paint on?


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#18 Posted on

    Originally posted by magicdoc
    I read the full text of the warriors speech


For that, I bow to YOU!



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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.29

    Originally posted by HomerJFong

      Originally posted by Bizzle Izzle
      does he actually give his speech with his face paint on?


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Christ he looks like Test...



Americans are a resolute people who have risen to every test of our time. Adversity has revealed the character of our country, to the world and to ourselves. America is a strong nation, and honorable in the use of our strength. We exercise power without conquest, and we sacrifice for the liberty of strangers. Americans are a free people, who know that freedom is the right of every person and the future of every nation. The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity.
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#20 Posted on
he looks like his head is made out of clay!



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