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#1 Posted on
"WB2 ARRIVES: "Mattigan Twain Warrior" came into the world at 1:10 am 12.16.02!!"

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The above link also promises a posting of Warrior Wisdom later today. Why do I think little Mattigan has already been decked out in some of the finest face paint?





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Since: 17.6.02
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#2 Posted on
I wonder how this kid's gonna be like, having a name like "Mattigan Warrior".

At any rate, congratulations to Warrior on his accomplishment into bringing another little Warrior into the world!





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#3 Posted on
It's only a matter of time until Mattigan starts posting his new "Mattigantude" column on his dad's website.



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#4 Posted on
ADDITIONAL: Warrior's website is the greatest thing I have ever seen. It's practically a train-wreck. It's horrible, yet you still stick around to see how bad it gets. I'm laughing my ass off at all his terms, like "destrucity", and "foke", I kid you not.





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Another one? Cursing the world with his seed. Good strategy...



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#6 Posted on
Better than even money shot the kid is more coherant than Dingbat already. Imagine Dingbat doing babytalk: philosphosize upon your inner warrriorness...(baby)waahh....(Dingbat)destructivity and iglooitis seem to be deterrring the inner warrior from enveloping you....(baby) waahh....(Dingbat)magnodestructivation will be your salvation...(wife) the baby wants its bottle....(Dingbat) that was the message I was conveying to the greatness of warriorness in it magnanimous omnipotent hemotoma.

Keep posting Dingbat, you provide fresh material for us all.



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#7 Posted on
My prayers go out to her.

(edited by Evil Antler God on 18.12.02 1413)


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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.22

    Originally posted by HomerJFong
    "WB2 ARRIVES: "Mattigan Twain Warrior" came into the world at 1:10 am 12.16.02!!"



Most people will probably shorten "Mattigan" (which sounds like Madigan passed through the Warrior Dictionary) into "Matt", which would make his child's name "Matt Warrior". Seems Papa Warrior must already have wrestling ambitions for his daughter.

However, if Warrior's children are truly smart, they won't ask Papa any questions about Santa Claus...

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Wouldn't that be shortened to Matti?
And I do think that Warrior would be upset if his daughter turned to Matti-tude instead of following the path of the Warrior...



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#10 Posted on
Can we just call Department of Family Services right now, or do we have to actually subject this kid to growing up to be raised by this basket case?



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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.22

    Originally posted by Pool-Boy
    Wouldn't that be shortened to Matti?


I'm trying to think like Warrior here - it's a tremendous strain. I'm thinking that "Matt" would be his idea of a nickname. Think that one episode of "The Simpsons", where Homer's trying to think if there's any problem with the name "Bart": "Bart...Cart...Dart...Eart...nope, can't see any problem with that!"

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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

    Originally posted by Evil Antler God
    My prayers go out to him.


And MY prayers go out to the kid, because HHH is gonna want his 30-second squash match with him in a few years.



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#13 Posted on
Yes, lack of sleep and a name like Mattigan had me wondering whether the child was a boy or a girl ;)



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    Originally posted by asteroidboy

      Originally posted by Evil Antler God
      My prayers go out to him.


    And MY prayers go out to the kid, because HHH is gonna want his 30-second squash match with him in a few years.



It's a her.

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"proud papa once again to a new baby girl"

It's followed by some strange Trent Lott/racism theory that I'd need more drugs than there are available in all of British Columbia in order to decipher.





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#15 Posted on
GOOD LORD! Hasn't it been declared a crime against nature for Warrior to reproduce yet?! And what kind of name is Mattigan for a GIRL?!

Yeah, somebody here hit it right on the head. Look for this girl to get a push when she reaches WWE in about 25 years with "Mattitude Version TWO!"




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Since: 12.10.02
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#16 Posted on
Shouldn't some investigation be launched when a man changes his name to "Warrior" anyways?

And if her last name is Warrior, then what's his first name? "The"?

I'd like to see him go try and do some business then sign "The Warrior" on the dotted line.

No wonder he shelters himself on this ranch in Arizona. And who's this woman he's married? I can only imagine what her deal is.
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#17 Posted on
Could be worse -- could be Asswipe Johnson -- wait, that's "Ahhs-weep-ay."

At any rate, I'm marveled at medical science today, especially that Warrior can reproduce.





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#18 Posted on

    Originally posted by Teppan-Yaki
    Could be worse -- could be Asswipe Johnson -- wait, that's "Ahhs-weep-ay."

    At any rate, I'm marveled at medical science today, especially that Warrior can reproduce.








This does provide hope to Trip and Scott Steiner that roids don't kill reproductive abilities.



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