First off, no, this is not a joke. Serious buyers only, please.
My brother was an equipment manager for the Vikings from 2006-2011, he worked for them during the Favre years. After the Chiefs game at the Metrodome on 8/29/09, my brother and his team handled game laundry. They took Favre's uniform and pads from his locker and noticed his jock strap had more than the usual amount of pubic hair left in it. Don't ask me why they noticed, I guess they joked around about that stuff a lot. My brother took the pubes and saved them in hopes of one day selling them on the internet. He sucks at using computers so I am doing it for him today. We don't want this all over the internet we just want to say we sold Brett Favre's pubes on the internet. These are game-worn pubes from a living legend, and they aren't going to a Green Bay fan.
I didn't doubt for a moment that the Patriots and Brady would get this done. Good for them. Now if we (the Colts) can finally find a way to climb that mountain this year, it'll be even more significant than it otherwise would've been.