Not for nothing, but I have a strong suspicious this will be alright. Granted, it looks a lot like Rundown meets Roadhouse, sticking with the Rock + Little Buddy routine, but I think I may have to give it a look, at least at a Matinee.
Kane gets flustered that he didn't get to do something silly this week. Ho hum.
I'm assuming that you are connected via CAT5 cables and not a USB cable, right? If USB, then you may have a wacky USB driver that is confused and thinking that you have not only an internet connection but also an external CD-ROM.