Whew... I'm so glad to be awake... I had the most horrible dream... It was like Bizzaro Universe!
-ECW & WCW closed their doors
-WCW was merged into the WWF
-ECW's good wrestlers went to the WWF (like RVD)
-The coolest feud of all-time, the can't-miss WCW vs. WWF feud was crappy and missable
-The Rock became an actor
-The nWo returned
-Hulk Hogan returned
-WWF split into 2 brands (RAW & Smackdown) and that sucked
-WWF had to change their name to WWE due to the World Wildlife Fund lawsuit
-Hulk Hogan became World Champion
-Ric Flair joined the nWo
-Stone Cold is boring
-The best thing on RAW has only been on TV for a month
-Chris Benoit is injured
SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL!!
What? What? You mean it wasn't a dream? You mean that wrestling REALLY does suck now ('cept for a few spots)... GOD NO! WHY!!!!?? Stephanie McMahon, oversaturation, and assinine booking, that's why!
Hopefully, we can get something cool going again...like...
-No More nWo... Hell, bring back dX and have the Gang Wars!
-Retire Hogan, Nash & Flair
-Champions: Jericho (WWE), D-Lo Brown (IC), Saturn (Euro), The Hardy Boyz (Tag), Molly (Women's), Brock Lesnar (Hardcore), one of Tajiri/Mysterio/Kidman/Hurricane (CW)
Holden: Judging by the buzz, that movie's gonna make some serious bank. Jay: What buzz? Holden: The internet buzz. Jay: What the f*ck is the internet? [Holden (Ben Affleck) & Jay (Jason Mewes) in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back]
Just read an article about HHH looking for the next Hispanic Superstar, and thought "well, all you had to do was to let Seth Rollins use his real last name and you're there," which got me thinking about the weird unwritten rule that nobody (espe...