I had wanted the Yankees to get Vlad last offseason, and was disappointed when they picked Sheffield instead. However, both excelled in thier new environment, and I am Glad Vlad got some much deserved praise.
So much for the 'writers don't stay up late and watch their games' theory.
Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi." Homer: Check. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. Homer: [stares blankly] Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson. Homer: I gotcha. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson. Homer: [stares blankly] [A long time later] Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Homer: No problem. Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times] Homer: [stares blankly then says to other agent] I think he's talking to you.....
I just wanna know... What's up with Chris Moore again today? Thank goodness I was busy at work and didn't get to listen. If Mr. Tony is gonna be out, please get Joe D. instead. Now the question remains: Will Tony be on PTI tonight?