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Since: 17.6.02
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.27
I know most people were ragging on it, but since CRZ's no longer recapping SmackDown, does anyone have a script of Vince's "invocation" last night? I'd greatly appreciate it if anyone did.



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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
Uh, the last part.

"For you see, I've been chosen. Yes, I've been chosen. I've been chosen by a higher authority, a greater power, I've been chosen! I've been chosen, I've been chosen to take this glorious quest, I've been chosen to take the Final Ride, I've been chosen to vanquish my foes, I've been chosen to slaughter the infidel! Yes, by god, I've been chosen to bury the Undertaker alive. Amen and AMEN."



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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.13
its official.... Vince has totally lost it now.....
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#4 Posted on
Jarrett is the chosen one! Vince is ripping off his gimmick!



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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.72
    Originally posted by thecubsfan
    Uh, the last part.

    "For you see, I've been chosen. Yes, I've been chosen. I've been chosen by a higher authority, a greater power, I've been chosen! I've been chosen, I've been chosen to take this glorious quest, I've been chosen to take the Final Ride, I've been chosen to vanquish my foes, I've been chosen to slaughter the infidel! Yes, by god, I've been chosen to bury the Undertaker alive. Amen and AMEN."


Great. Either:
1) Vince just joined Al-Qaeda, or...
2) He's brining back the "Higher Power" gimmick from the Ministry of Darkness days.

Either way, we as a viewing audience are royally f*cked. Ye gods.



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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.75
I got the impression that Vince (the character) has snapped under the strain and gone crackers. But then he's always been an obsessed megalomaniac, so I'm not sure that's any big change. I doubt he was specifically talking about the Ministry version of the 'Greater Power'--this is just Vince's standard idea of himself.

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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.00
Well, either way, after reading that quote, [sarcasm]I'm REAL dissapointed I missed the show.[/sarcasm]



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#8 Posted on
Oh, its not just the quote. It was the completely goofy expression on his face as he said it.

I have to wonder exactly who the heck hes trying to market himself to. Hes turning into the wrestling equivalent of Michael Jackson a once talented man reduced to a shell of his former self.
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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.96
Vince fucking rules. Back to back classic promos. I hope your wives are all raped and terrorists destroy your homes.
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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.13
    Originally posted by JMShapiro
    Vince fucking rules. Back to back classic promos. I hope your wives are all raped and terrorists destroy your homes.



dude what the hell is wrong with you???
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
He's just quoting Vince from last week's SmackDown - Justin appears to like Vince's more out of his mind stuff.

Unless you're asking "what the heck is wrong with you for like Vince's wacky stuff?", and in that case, I dunno.



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    Originally posted by RoadWarrior24
      Originally posted by JMShapiro
      Vince fucking rules. Back to back classic promos. I hope your wives are all raped and terrorists destroy your homes.



    dude what the hell is wrong with you???


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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.15
I dunno, I agree with Justin, I get a kick out of Vince and his crazy psychotic promos. I'd prefer if he were off my TV but nobody else could pull off promos like that.
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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.39
Normally I enjoy most of Vince's promos........but that was just God awful.

I can't remember the last time I saw him do such a weird and wretched promo. It was almost like being in the dentists chair listening to it.



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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.36
No less a source than Legendary Wrestling Columnist Bruce Mitchell said: "This (was) the single best, most creative promo I've ever seen McMahon do."
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    Originally posted by SEADAWG
    No less a source than Legendary Wrestling Columnist Bruce Mitchell said: "This (was) the single best, most creative promo I've ever seen McMahon do."
But SCREW Bruce Mitchell - what did YOU think of it?



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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.36
I didn't see it.
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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.10
I did, so allow me to speak for you:

It was just embarrasing to watch. Can you imagine some new (potential) fan channel surfing when they come across a 3 minute long close up of Vince's nostrils while he does "Flastlight-Ghost-Face" and thinking 'Hmmm, this is something I want to be caught dead watching'


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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.65
I'd take deranged Vince over horny Vince any week of the year... His promo was okay, but like I mentioned on the SD thoughts it really lost all impact when he asked for forgiveness for not what he's done but what he's about to do. Which is pretty much word by word is what the voice over was saying about Shane-Kane Survivor Series ad.



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#20 Posted on
When Vince had all the light go out, was I the only one who thought we'd get to hear some eerie church music (if you know what I mean, and I think you do).



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