Vince McMahon is hiring the nWo to destroy the WWF. He owns the WWF, why in the blue hell can't he dismantle it himself?
Because Flair? Couldn't he just challenge Flair to a hardcore match for full ownership or something, get an army to run in, then rip up the ownership? Couldn't he go chapter 11 behind Flair? Couldn't he squander necessary funds (airlines, money to pay venues) to cause bankruptcy?
No, it's none of these reasons. Vince McMahon is now cursed with the same bug that got WCW. I would say he's smoking crack, but Jake Roberts ain't on my TV!
So, WWF, if there was say, God forbid, a comet hitting the earth, or a nuclear holocaust, or chemical or biological attack, or a bomb, or the four horsemen of the Apolycolaspe come. All I have to do to survive is watch the WWF?
I hope that Scott Keith thing was a joke. That man couldn't run a car let alone the innerstructure fo the a global corporate business.
Ok maybe you're right. In that case, once we've forced Vince McMahon out of power with our mighty online petition, lets replace him with... Peter Jackson~!
I hope that Scott Keith thing was a joke. That man couldn't run a car let alone the innerstructure fo the a global corporate business.
Ok maybe you're right. In that case, once we've forced Vince McMahon out of power with our mighty online petition, lets replace him with... Peter Jackson~!
I'll go with Quezzy on this one, since I kind of missed out on the live happenings the first time around [I was only watching the WWF then...]
---=---:---=--- [Look up a line] Wow, that belt looks like crap... I'll take it and carry it around for years and see if people can take it away from me... What? What was that? You mean even THIS belt doesn't matter! What? I'm insulted! Get away from me you... you... defiler!
Ok maybe you're right. In that case, once we've forced Vince McMahon out of power with our mighty online petition, lets replace him with... Peter Jackson~!
ROTFLMBAO!
Funniest thing I've read all day. Seriously. My day has been made.
And those who DON'T visit the "random" forum are missing out on the joke.
I think we need to include a clause in that petition to give Tazz a bigger push, too.
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I really think that the WWF is missing the boat here. They could bring in Kevin Sulivan as "The Wizard" and have Spike and Tazz be "The Hobbits". They're the lords of the ring.
Off a cliff, maybe. Sorry, but I just do not like the little orange man.
Don't apologize. I don't like the Muppet either. I was merely cracking a joke about the legitmate and ludicrous petition that circulated about a year ago, ordering the WWF to give Tazz a bigger push. Which ties into another joke about petitions and Peter Jackson that has its roots on the Random board.
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I really think that the WWF is missing the boat here. They could bring in Kevin Sulivan as "The Wizard" and have Spike and Tazz be "The Hobbits". They're the lords of the ring.
Man that gimmick would get over ANYWHERE!
Damnit..you forced me to think this out
Hobbits: Tazz, Spike, Crash, er...Tajiri? Gandalf: Kevin Sulivan Aragorn: Triple H (who else would be the king of Middle-Earth??) Boromir: Chris Jericho (the only member of the fellowship to die=glass ceiling) Legolas: Shane McMahon (you thought you could have a faction WITHOUT a McMahon?) Gimli: Chris Benoit (small sturdy and powerful)
Galadriel: Stacy Keibler (maybe when she does that 'i would be loved and feared' bit Stephanie can do the voice?) Sauron: Vince ofcourse Gollum: Hogan (my preccciousss, bruddah!!!) Saruman: Eric Bischoff (Sauron wanna-be, once a wise man who turned greedy)
Mordor: WWF Mt. Doom: Titan Tower Moria: WCW
I think I need to get some sleep. Weird things are happening in my head..
"...And I use that to f*ck them some place fairly uncomfortable." "What, like the back of a volkswagen ?" -Mallrats
It's a shame Tazz wasn't around when the Wizard of Oz was filmed. He could have had a good role there. Well, it would depend on how well he could sing "Ding Dong, the witch is dead".
I'm just sick of the hype he gets, especially when he doesn't impress me one bit.
Of course, you should see how much I hate things that are not only undertalented and overhyped, but also far overexposed, but I don't think I could fit Creed into this discussion, so I won't.
Every time I think of something, I think of something else earlier! Cubs Fan can probably fill in the details of the last year better than me. 2014 - Rey and Triple H have a handshake deal on his release, then the company reneges.