Why are the Face Canadian wrestlers announced as being from the States? So that they will be more popular with the American fans. (Apparently Americans are Bias towards Canadians).
Steve Austin issue. Steve Austin cannot not perform physically, so he wants fans to remember him as he used to be and not as someone on the side-lines.
Bret Hart issue. Vince had a meeting with Bret to talk about creating a DVD and returning to the WWE for a Farewell special.
Vince has a grandson.
Hulk Hogan sent a message to Vince saying that he is in excellent shape after having surgery and he wants to return to the WWE.
Originally posted by wolvesslasherWhy are the Face Canadian wrestlers announced as being from the States? So that they will be more popular with the American fans. (Apparently Americans are Bias towards Canadians).
Well, I didn't expect it to just come out and say "Well, you know we have this Japanese guy who was supposed to feud with Benoit and Jericho, but then we remembered (a)We pissed Japan off, and (b)Smackdown sucks, so we'll just send him over there as a generic JAPANESE WARRIOR~"
Steve Austin issue. Steve Austin cannot not perform physically, so he wants fans to remember him as he used to be and not as someone on the side-lines.
Nice coverup for the contract dispute, although Austin should have left a year ago if that's how he felt.
Bret Hart issue. Vince had a meeting with Bret to talk about creating a DVD and returning to the WWE for a Farewell special.
That's interesting... a "Farewell special." That would be nice, especially since I don't really want to see Bret in an active wrestling role at this point in his career.
You forgot the best part. Landsberg asked the Mac Attack what happens if he kicks the bucket? Vince said power would be distributed between his son Shane, his daughter Stephanie, and his son-in-law Triple H.
BUT BUT BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH POWER YOU SAY!
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Originally posted by fuelinjectedYou forgot the best part. Landsberg asked the Mac Attack what happens if he kicks the bucket? Vince said power would be distributed between his son Shane, his daughter Stephanie, and his son-in-law Triple H.
BUT BUT BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH POWER YOU SAY!
I guess that means Vince thinks he's going to outlive his wife. And I'm sure that at least 1 bastard child has to be out there who will come out of the woodwork with the chance to get their hands on a billion dollar company. Also, if his son-in-law gets to run the company, why wouldn't his daughter-in-law have that opportunity as well?
Considering Yogi Bear doesn't wake up until noon, yet gets every picnic basket that is in Jellystone Park, wouldn't it behoove Ranger Smith to advise those entering the park to consume the contents of said picnic baskets before noon?
Originally posted by fuelinjectedYou forgot the best part. Landsberg asked the Mac Attack what happens if he kicks the bucket? Vince said power would be distributed between his son Shane, his daughter Stephanie, and his son-in-law Triple H.
BUT BUT BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH POWER YOU SAY!
I guess that means Vince thinks he's going to outlive his wife. And I'm sure that at least 1 bastard child has to be out there who will come out of the woodwork with the chance to get their hands on a billion dollar company. Also, if his son-in-law gets to run the company, why wouldn't his daughter-in-law have that opportunity as well?
Cuz Marissa is not a hoss?
I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I don't want to get it infected.
Originally posted by fuelinjectedYou forgot the best part. Landsberg asked the Mac Attack what happens if he kicks the bucket? Vince said power would be distributed between his son Shane, his daughter Stephanie, and his son-in-law Triple H.
BUT BUT BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH POWER YOU SAY!
Well, that just swung my vote in favor of human cloning experiments. We need to have reserve Vinnie Macs on standby, to substitute for when v1.0 (not Matt Hardy) kicks said bucket. Must...not...give...company...to...Son-in-Law...
Star wipe, and...we're out. Thrillin' ain't easy.
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Originally posted by fuelinjectedYou forgot the best part. Landsberg asked the Mac Attack what happens if he kicks the bucket? Vince said power would be distributed between his son Shane, his daughter Stephanie, and his son-in-law Triple H.
BUT BUT BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH POWER YOU SAY!
I guess that means Vince thinks he's going to outlive his wife. And I'm sure that at least 1 bastard child has to be out there who will come out of the woodwork with the chance to get their hands on a billion dollar company. Also, if his son-in-law gets to run the company, why wouldn't his daughter-in-law have that opportunity as well?
Because
A) Marrissa doesn't need the money or hassle. (She's the heiress of the Mazola cooking oil company) B) She doesn't work for the company anymore.
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If someone wants to try this thread again when the transcripts come out, but without all the lame OMG HUNTER HAS THE STROKE!!! comments, feel free to start a new one.
Kane opens the show with the promise of entertaining destruction. CM Punk walks out to congratulate him and remind him he can pull the trigger on a title shot at any time.
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