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|  #1 Posted on 31.3.09 2310.46 | Instant Rating: 7.16 | Good, I was afraid this angle wasn't going to be stupid enough.
Vickie Guerrero is the wife of WWE World Heavyweight Champion Edge, the lover of Edge’s rival Big Show and now, surprisingly, an expectant mother.
It was confirmed early this morning that the acting General Manager of SmackDown and interim GM of Raw is pregnant. According to eye-witness accounts, Guerrero visited the El Paso, Texas office of obstetrician/gynecologist Dr. Michael Keys Tuesday afternoon seeking pre-natal care. Due to patient/doctor confidentiality, Keys’ office could neither confirm nor deny that Guerrero is a patient of the ob-gyn and is seeking pre-natal care.
Although our wishes for a healthy pregnancy are extended to Guerrero, WWE.com would be remiss were it not to acknowledge the awkward situation in which Guerrero may now find herself. After all, it was revealed just three weeks ago that Guerrero was carrying on an extra-marital affair with her husband’s rival and one-third of the Triple Threat Match at the 25th Anniversary of WrestleMania, Big Show.
The affair will undoubtedly lead some to speculate on the paternity of the expectant child.
Neither Guerrero, Edge nor Big Show have responded to repeated requests for comment. Check in with WWE.com for the latest on this breaking story.
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|  #2 Posted on 31.3.09 2320.39 | Instant Rating: 5.19 | I sure hope Edge managed to hold onto Snitsky's email.
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| #3 Posted on 31.3.09 2350.17 | Instant Rating: 3.63 | So who gets the honor of being the father? More importantly, when the WWE gets tired of this angle, who gets the honor of 'accidently' killing the baby a couple of months from now?
Third time's the charm? | Nenz
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|  #4 Posted on 31.3.09 2351.40 | Originally posted by wwe.com
Vickie Guerrero pregnant
Written: April 1, 2009
Seems to me that this is the most important part to quote.
(edited by Nenz on 1.4.09 0551) | CajunMan
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| #5 Posted on 31.3.09 2354.02 | Instant Rating: 0.67 | Originally posted by Nenz
Originally posted by wwe.com
Vickie Guerrero pregnant
Written: April 1, 2009
Seems to me that this is the most important part to quote.
(edited by Nenz on 1.4.09 0551)
I was thinking the same thing. | KJames199
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| #6 Posted on 1.4.09 0016.52 | Instant Rating: 7.16 | Originally posted by Nenz
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Vickie Guerrero pregnant
Written: April 1, 2009
Seems to me that this is the most important part to quote
Originally posted by CRZ on AIM
See Our Zed: Y'know if this turns out to be you falling for an April Fool's gag we're going to have to work on some sort of suitable penance for you dragging it over
They've barely produced any watchable programming since before the Royal Rumble. It never occurred to me that this might be an April Fool's Day joke - just more of the same.
Since I don't think anyone out there actually believes she's really pregnant (or married to Edge, or screwing Big Show), what's the joke? "We made our storyline stupider a few days before the show?" Well, okay. You got me - I hope that helps your buyrate.
They got Meltzer too.
This all gives me hope that the past few months of bad booking have been one elaborate April Fool's joke and Wrestlemania will actually be awesome.
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| #7 Posted on 1.4.09 0150.15 | Instant Rating: 4.95 | If not a 4/1 gag, we finally get a payoff to the Show/Bossman feud - as the Big Nasty Bastard completes the circle of life, and sires his own illegitimate spawn...
I love continuity.
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| #8 Posted on 1.4.09 0325.46 | Instant Rating: 6.96 | | Fingers crossed for Chavo as father. | redsoxnation
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| #9 Posted on 1.4.09 0629.19 | Instant Rating: 4.72 | | Since Chavo has been picked, I'll take Christian in a close competition with Hornswoggle. | Mayhem
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| #10 Posted on 1.4.09 0640.16 | Instant Rating: 5.15 | Originally posted by redsoxnation
Since Chavo has been picked, I'll take Christian in a close competition with Hornswoggle.
I'm going with the rubber hand. | whatever
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| #11 Posted on 1.4.09 0654.33 | Instant Rating: 4.55 | | John Orquiola
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| #12 Posted on 1.4.09 0903.40 | Instant Rating: 4.39 | | Nine months from now, she'll give birth to pictures of Sean Stasiak. | spf
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| #13 Posted on 1.4.09 0911.33 | Instant Rating: 5.16 | I think we all know JBL's historic announcement now.
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| #14 Posted on 1.4.09 1107.24 | Instant Rating: 2.92 | You've been had! Larf! (wwe.com)
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| #15 Posted on 1.4.09 1139.58 | Instant Rating: 8.63 | | I vote for some sort of video game themed penance... | jwrestle
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| #16 Posted on 1.4.09 2014.48 | Instant Rating: 2.23 | Originally posted by Lise
I vote for some sort of video game themed penance...
No worse than having to type out the entire PWI 500 in the fall. Hmm, yet...multiple deaths on Halo sounds good. I'll agree with Lise.
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| #17 Posted on 2.4.09 1340.48 | Instant Rating: 5.24 | Well, listen, I'm going to cut you some slack. April Fools Day jokes are only funny if it's so crazy that you don't believe it at first. Then the details make it seem believeable, then you find out it's not real. It's a roller coaster ride.
This doesn't work because it's par for the course for WWE. A real April Fools joke would need to be about inducting Ultimate Warrior or Randy Savage into the Hall of Fame, which is the kind of thing WWE wouldn't even joke about.
Normally I'd say that claiming Vince was dead would be on that list, but they've already done that a couple times. | odessasteps
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| #18 Posted on 2.4.09 1446.05 | Instant Rating: 7.31 |
It would probably not be a wise move for a publicly traded company to announce their chairman was dead.
They would like have to work it as "Mr. McMahon" but even then, it could would a sticky ball of wax.
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