WWE Undisputed World Heavyweight TitleNo-Sell Calloway (C) vs. Where's He Been The Last Four Months? vs. Your Olympic Hero and Mine
What I want to see happen: I want to see Kurt win the title so he can be on both shows. I'm almost never able to catch SmackDown because of my work schedule.
What I predict will happen: The Undertaker will retain just to piss me off. Lesnar-Taker will happen at SummerSlam just to piss me off. And regardless of who wins that match, it'll probably piss me off. Give the belt to Kurt, or at least to The Rock!
WWE Intercontinental TitlePTS (C) vs. Brockberg
What I want to see happen: I'd like to see RVD retain here, but drop the belt to Benoit later on so that RVD can feud with whomever the Undisputed Champion is a couple months down the line.
What I predict will happen: Lesnar will win the I-C Title here, and a title-for-title match with The Undertaker will take place at SummerSlam. I'll be rooting for the referee.
WWE World Cruiserweight TitleJamie (K)noble vs. Billy Kidman
What I want to see happen: Eh, I'm somewhat indifferent, because I never get to see SmackDown.
What I predict will happen: Noble will retain, perhaps due to some interference by Tajiri. If that happens, Kidman will move on to a feud with Tajiri while the debuting Rey Mysterio Jr. will slowly make his way up the divisional ladder to a Cruiserweight Title match with Noble.
GET THE TABLES! vs. Chris Benoit is here and he's really mad and Latino Heeeeeeeeeat!
What I want to see happen: I'd love to see Benoit and Guerrero go over clean.
What I predict will happen: Benoit and Guerrero will go over, but not “clean”.
The Five-Time WCW Champion vs. The Showpotamus
In this case, what I want to see happen is what I predict will happen: Booker T will win, and deliver a celebratory Spinaroonie. Now can you dig that?
WWE World Tag Team TitleYou Know Something Brother and I Think I Know Him (C) vs. Christiiiiiian! and If I can be serious for a minute...
What I want to see happen: I'd love for Lance and Christian to win cleanly.
What I predict will happen: Lance and Christian will win, thanks to interference in some way, shape or form by Chris Jericho.
Which show will Triple H choose?I hope SmackDown, so I can choose not to watch him but still be able to watch WWE programming. If he chooses RAW, I'm screwed in that regard since I'm almost never able to catch SmackDown.
Well, I suppose that's it.
P.S. SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
“And each and every one of you, when you see me, you will not put your eyes directly on me-- you will look to the ground and you will refer to me as 'Lord Master.'”Kevin Nash, January 17, 2000
Two-Time, Two-Time Randomly Selected Weiner of the Day, 5/27/02 and 7/3/02