There's a ppv this Sunday? Gee maybe they should try promoting it or something.
This ppv is pretty cookie cutter. You can see the results coming a mile away.
Kane destroys Hardy. Orton beats Edge Jericho beats DAVE Flair/Eugene beat La Res. by Count out or something. I dont see them giving the belts to Flair just to job them to someone else the next night. Benoit beats Triple H by DQ.
That's the core of the show.
I could care less about the rest of it. Meh, I'll naivgate myself to a Yahoo voice chat for the PPV like I did during the bash.
"If you want sumpin' a little stronger, homes, you gotta sip on some Mexican water. It's a little cloudy, and has an odd smell that makes you think it's not really for human consumption. But HOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEY! What a kick! Arriba~!"-LOP Board Member Uncle Eddy
Benoit over HHH- After botched interference by Batista, setting up seeds of Evolution/HHH feud
Jericho over Batista
Molly over Victoria
Orton over Edge- Batista interference is NOT botched here
Flair/Eugene over La Res- Wacky tag team champs who hate each other...it will draw this time I SWEAR IT.
Kane over Matt Hardy V.1
Special added match- Tyson Tomko over Hurricane (just for fun)
Joe Wilson (looking at Interocitor manual)- Hey, here's something my wife could use in the house... Crow T. Robot- A man? Joe Wilson- An interocitor incorporating an electron sorter. Cal Meechum- Oh, she'd probably gain 20 pounds while it did all the work for her. Tom Servo- Cal, you bitch!
Molly vs. Victoria. I'd rather see them in Carmen Electra's Naked Wrestling League, but since both have talent and skills, I'm sure the match will go five minutes. Victoria wins, because Lita is the only other real face wrestler on the show and since she is pregeant, they have no one to face Trish. Good job guys, because Lita/Trish wouldn't draw money or anything.
Eugene and Ric WoooIloveyourbook Flar vs. La Resistance. I say Ric and Eugene win since Flair is still loved no matter who evil he gets. Plus, Evolution has been running stale since the beginning so hinting to a break up maybe a good thing. I do expect a Regeal run-in though.
Kane vs. Matt. If Matt goes back in time and becomes Matt v.2000-2001, it should be a hell of match. However, since Kane is a hoss and they want to keep this storyline going til Wrestlemania, Matt loses. Man, they did plan this thing out if in nine months she gives birth in LA.
Jericho vs. Batista. I think Christian will cost Jericho the match to set things up for SummerSlam. It sucks, because I think Jericho/Benoit would due better business then HHH/Benoit.
Edge vs. Orton- Orton pisses me off and since the WWE has been pissing me off since Bad Blood, he retains. Then at SummerSlam in a ladder match Edge wins.
Benoit vs. HHH. HHH gets the belt again even though Kane, Jericho, Edge and even Shawn are right there. Eugene interfers and costs Benoit the match which gives me another reason to shoot Eugene in the head.
Another good on paper PPV, but the execution could be poor. It will also be the first PPV for awhile, so I could be a bit bitter about this thing then it needs to be. Those who are watching, I hope you get your money's worth.
Molly v.s Victoria- Let's hope they follow up on Stevie Richards dressing in drag to help Victoria from a few weeks ago. Victoria wins.
Eugene and Ric Flair v.s La Resistance- I'm SO tempted to say that WWE won't be able to resist putting the titles on Eugene and Flair. I think La Resistance wins when Flair "accidentally" turns on Eugene.
Kane v.s Matt Hardy- Kane. Hey, at least Hardy is involved in a storyline.
Jericho v.s Batista- A member of Evolution v.s Jericho? Ha! Batista wins.
Edge v.s Orton- Looks like they're trying to make Orton into a very long-term IC champ, so he keeps the belt, but maybe Edge wins by DQ- especially if they insist on making him a world title contender.
Benoit v.s Triple H- Triple H wins. I know....but I can't see him putting over Benoit again.
Molly v. Victoria - I've seen it enough. They'll get between 4 and 6 minutes and have their usual solid match. I'm not that into women's wrestling but I'd actually like to see what these two could do with even ten to hook a crowd in and get some more stuff in there. Victoria
La Resistance v. Ric Flair & Eugene - Flair attempts to cheat his own team out of the belts but fails when Eugene gets a wacky rollup. Flair makes many hilarious faces and shakes his head a lot. Eugene smiles and claps his hands. La Resistance really could use this win, because they've been interesting champions and they have that neat Rhyno finding a partner to take them down angle going. So I figure they'll abandon any idea of that. Bleh. Flair & Eugene
Kane v. Matt Hardy - I'm intrigued because Kane's been working way hard in his matches against Benoit, and God knows I love me a no-DQ streetfight match. Kane
Chris Jericho v. Batista - Batista gets a PPV match! Yay! Jericho
Randy Orton v. Edge - Orton retains somehow. Edge starts a Path of Rage leading to Summerslam.
Chris Benoit v. Triple H - HHH wins, Edge's path of rage leads to HHH/Edge at Summerslam.
I'm actually looking forward to this show, it just kind of has sleeper written all over it.
Thanks... I was beginning to wonder if the IWC was growing tired of Angle/Benoit. The blowoff one day will have to be an Ironman Match. One can only hope. Also, black shirt and suit on O'Haire with red tie = Devil's Advocate...