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JimBob Skeeter
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Or should i say: "Van Damme Should Be So Lucky."

Oh, wait, he was:

Jean-Claude Van Damme has revealed he had an affair with Kylie Minogue on the set of 1994’s “Street Fighter” while he was still married.

While promoting his new flick “The Expendables 2,” the Muscles from Brussels confessed to The Guardian "I tell you what, you should ask her. She'll have a better memory. I'm 51 years old, do you know how much I was punched in the face on 'The Expendables?' No, no. No. And let's just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know? ... Sometimes you let go of stuff ... I don't know, maybe. Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair."

Going into perhaps too much detail, he continued, "Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn't acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She's a great lady."


Next, he'll start name dropping Tiffany, Debbie Gibson and Belinda Carlisle, too. Braggart!
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    Originally posted by Jean Claude Van Damme
    ...I showed her my Thailand.

Well, it is a 'small' country. Ba-dum-bum!

Forget it Josh... it's Cerebustown.
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I'm with Tim on this one. I didn't make it to the first commercial break before I switched it to the football pregame on ESPN. I sat through all of Still Standing, which I do like, but Alexander was dreadful. He's still George Costanza.
- pieman, Listen Up! (2004)
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