I found a link to this video on another forum, and it's one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time. They takes James Earl Jones lines from other movies of his and dub them over Darth Vader scenes from Star Wars.
1. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Samoa Joe punched himself in the face. 2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Samoa Joe. 3. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Samoa Joe and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
I say, give Depp best actor. He was great in Pirates. Who else are you going to give it to? Sean Penn? Jude Law? BILL MURRAY? Feh to all of them I say. Cap'n Jack Sparrow earned and deserves that statue. Drinks all around to the losers.