I found a link to this video on another forum, and it's one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time. They takes James Earl Jones lines from other movies of his and dub them over Darth Vader scenes from Star Wars.
1. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Samoa Joe punched himself in the face. 2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Samoa Joe. 3. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Samoa Joe and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
I live just a little east of Pittsburgh...what the hell do I have to do to get an IHOP even remotely near me ? There's only one IHOP in the whole western half of the state, and that one was just recently built.