I don't really have any updates for you all on the slashwrestling thing. I do want to let everyone know though that this server will not be going away any time soon, as I use it to host another message board for my site. So, just so you know, Wienerville is not going away. You don't need to make any new EZ boards, and this is not an open invitation to pimp your own site as a replacement.
Other than that, the only thing I can recommend is some dignity. Sheesh. Seriously, people.