Hey folks - FYI, my recap will be sent to Chris probably on Tuesday night - I had to work all weekend and I'm barely keeping my eyes open. So, look for it probably on Wednesday. On the bright side, I should be able to provide a far more verbose and entertaining recap, free of silly gramatical errors. Then again, maybe not, but there's always hope. :)
You see this? You see how my body's glowing like that? Yeah... a lot of people can't do that. Come get some of this glowing. Oh, okay, you. You want some. You want some of the glowing. Look, man... your soul... I'm going to totally floss with it and chew on your spirit. I read that somewhere. But I'll do it.
So I had to work last Thursday and I taped Smackdown. I had a busy weekend and read CRZ's recap before I watched the tape. So he gets to the big Bischoff/Stephanie satellite feed face down and he says: