(OK, that sounds facetious, but I wouldn't have bothered if it wasn't actually good.)
I completely forgive you.
I don't know if I can call it the ANGLE Holy Shit Flip, since other guys (Rey Rey for instance) also do it. However, Holy Shit Flip in itself is not a bad name at all. Good thinkin'!
Too late, Chris. When Porky was doing the bit at the burger stand, I saw the closeup on the scars. Man, what a mess! So how does this work? The blading scars take the focus off the immense girth or vice versa?