It's SIMILAR to a dirge written by Chopin (third movement of Sonata number 2), but it's in a different pitch and has slight variations here and there. I don't think it's an exact performance of any classical piece.
(For those unfamiliar, it's a commonly heard dirge and has been used at almost every state funeral...hard for a non-musical person to describe here, but it's used a ridiculous amount and is the standard song played in cartoons when it looks like someone died.)
"Teacher says every time William Regal refers to someone as 'sunshine,' an angel gets its wings!"
JR is saying "We got more talent than anyone else in history, but we are booking as if we are very thin. Yet Angle and Benoit, Mysterio, RVD and Booker have been curtain jerking the past few weeks. What gives?"