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#1 Posted on
I have no idea why I try to read and translate the commentary on that site into something resembling English. Train wreck fascination I guess.

This is from today's commentary, and as someone else here said, I could see him putting on face paint to type these things.

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"There are many temptations professional athletes are subjected to. Drugs are one, and bad all by themselves."








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#2 Posted on
Um...WHAT?! Mr. Roid Boy himself is lecturing OTHERS about the dangers of drugs?!

Man, I have nothing else to add to that.




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#3 Posted on

    Originally written by The Ultimate Warrior
    Sure, every time I go out in public I cannot avoid seeing someone of the opposite sex who is attractive -- a cleavage here, a nice butt there. Hell, there are attractive people everywhere. Go sit on a gravel road and sooner or later someone will drive by who is attractive. New York and LA don’t have a copyright on beauty. And, sure, the animalistic side in me tries very, very hard to convince me I should be thinking what it wants me to.
I can almost see him wearing makeup and a business suit, sitting on a gravel road and trying not to be aroused by the attractive people that pass by. It cracks me up every time.





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#4 Posted on

    Originally posted by It's False
    Um...WHAT?! Mr. Roid Boy himself is lecturing OTHERS about the dangers of drugs?!

    Man, I have nothing else to add to that.







Look at how drugs have demented him. If ever there was a poster child for the dangers of drugs, the Dingbat Warrior qualifies.



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Since: 18.3.02
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#5 Posted on
I had heard someone suggest that we take his thesaurus away. May I suggest also removing the comma and semi-colon keys from his keyboard?

His pseudo-intellectual, stream of thought, rambling is damn near impossible to follow. I barely made it through the first paragraph.

I'll add to the visual of him in face paint and suit while typing these things. I picture him in a dimly lit shack, ala the Unabomber, tapping away at a manual typewriter.



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Here's one point about the Warrior that I don't agree with you guys on. Sure, he seems like a hypocrite talking about the drugs and everything. He's one of the most notorious steriod abusers in wrestling as well....but the man admits his mistakes. All throughout his self-righteous babble and incoherent talk, he mentions FREQUENTLY how he has had to learn from what he's done wrong. He admits in the post you just quoted "I am not saint". Sure, he's a little deep, and maybe a little looney, depending on your opinion, but don't diss him for speaking against drugs. He'd only be a hypocrite if he was using them to this day (I'm gonna assume he's NOT) - he's admitted his mistake and wants to tell others about it. I don't see him at any fault for that one point.

Warrior's whacked, but like Eddie said..."Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes"
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#7 Posted on

    Originally posted by cranlsn
    I had heard someone suggest that we take his thesaurus away. May I suggest also removing the comma and semi-colon keys from his keyboard?

    His pseudo-intellectual, stream of thought, rambling is damn near impossible to follow. I barely made it through the first paragraph.

    I'll add to the visual of him in face paint and suit while typing these things. I picture him in a dimly lit shack, ala the Unabomber, tapping away at a manual typewriter.




How about we just take away his keyboard entirely.
Unabomber? You mean Kane is really the Ultimate Warrior before he goes to visit the dentist?



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#8 Posted on

    Originally posted by cranlsn
    His pseudo-intellectual, stream of thought, rambling is damn near impossible to follow. I barely made it through the first paragraph.


Then you're a fucking idiot.

There was nothing in that commentary worthy of ridicule.
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#9 Posted on
    Originally posted by Joseph Ryder

      Originally posted by cranlsn
      His pseudo-intellectual, stream of thought, rambling is damn near impossible to follow. I barely made it through the first paragraph.


    Then you're a fucking idiot.

    There was nothing in that commentary worthy of ridicule.



Wow! Nice to meet you too! I wasn't actually ridiculing what he said as much as how he said it.

He interrupts run on sentences with commas and odd punctuation in an attempt to sound intelluctual. He could make the same statements much more clearly using less words.

That's all I'm saying. Have a nice day.

edit: spelling...speaking of poor grammar.

(edited by cranlsn on 8.11.02 1359)


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#10 Posted on
Ehh, if it wasn't the Warrior that wrote that we wouldn't care. He's wrote a lot more funny stuff. The only thing worth mentioning is his use of a lot of commas in certain sentences.
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#11 Posted on
My problem with him is he never addresses his "mistakes". He only acknowledges that he's made them. Well whoop-de-fucking-do, let's start a religion in his honour (wait, he's already done that). This man is so critical of everyone. Goldberg does nothing to him and Warrior decides to nail him to the proverbial cross. Why? Who, outside of Triple H and Scott Hall, did Goldberg ever speak out against? He labels everyone who is in WWE, or decided to go back a sell-out. Why? And there's no "in my opinion" there's just "truth"...because, y'know, for truth is that which you must accept into your consciousness, for if not you are that which is not a part of one's own consciousness, and are therefore, unconscious, a deadened nerve of implicative semantics of didactic theatricality, entreched in one's own duplicity is your way; and that is not my truthful way of truth" []\\d;d.as,,dlls/
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I get that he's got a right to speak, but I'm sorry, he needs to shut the fuck up.

Oh and Joeseph Ryder, we needn't attack our fellow posters with such meaningless insults, and we certainly need not use such language, you fucking shit-eating cocksucker. Sorry. But i was just trying to show it's not nice.







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#12 Posted on
If and when The Osbournes go off the air I want to see The Warriors--life at home with the unclear (as opposed to nuclear) family. The Warriors--dingbats for the 21st Century (Archie Bunker reference).



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Can't wait until little Indiana Warrior (Warrior's son) gets old enough to go to school. Those would be news stories all by themselves, with Indiana getting into a fight with a classmate every five seconds to showcase his DESTRUCITY~!

Seriously, though, does that kid have any remote chance in hell of growing up to have anything resembling a normal life?



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#14 Posted on

    Originally posted by ekedolphin
    Can't wait until little Indiana Warrior (Warrior's son) gets old enough to go to school. Those would be news stories all by themselves, with Indiana getting into a fight with a classmate every five seconds to showcase his DESTRUCITY~!

    Seriously, though, does that kid have any remote chance in hell of growing up to have anything resembling a normal life?



I was watching the NBC "Carrie" movie the other night and it made me think of Warrior -- seeing how the kid was all fucked up cause her mother was living in some warped religious and self-righteous mental state. Warrior's kid is gonna be some suit-wearing freak at the age of 7, being made fun at in school because he wears a bib and refuses to put his elbows on the table because it is WRONG.
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#15 Posted on
I thought Warrior had a daughter? In any event, thinking about his child going to school is giving me mental images of Warrior at PTA meetings or parent/teacher interviews.



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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by DarrylTheHitman
    I thought Warrior had a daughter? In any event, thinking about his child going to school is giving me mental images of Warrior at PTA meetings or parent/teacher interviews.


Good lord! Imagine the poor sap that has to take THAT girl to the prom someday! He'll probably get a huge unintelligble lecture from Father Warrior about DESTRUCITY and whatnot before the date and if he brings her back ONE SECOND LATE, Daddy Warrior will go into 'ROID RAGE!




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#17 Posted on

    Originally posted by It's False

    He'll probably get a huge unintelligble lecture from Father Warrior about DESTRUCITY and whatnot before the date


If Warrior rambles in that lecture like he would in one of his postings, the prom will be long over by the time they leave the house together.

That child will not reach 18 without an appearance on Ricki Lake.







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