I just saw this reported on Ananova.com Holy cow, did this guy get a whole lot more than he bargained for when he ordered up a call girl. Now his whole life is in ruins:
Man hires call girl only to find it's his own daughter
"An Israeli man had a heart attack after hiring a call girl to come to his hotel room only to find it was his own daughter. The 48-year-old businessman recovered and on his return home to northern Israel told his wife who is now divorcing him. The Maariv daily paper reports she burst into tears, vowed to put their daughter back on the "right path" and then demanded a divorce. Her husband was taken to a hospital in Eilat after suffering the heart attack brought on by the shock of seeing his daughter."
He finds out his daughter is a hooker, then his wife files for divorce. What a bummer.
Sure I've got a permit. It's called the Second Amendment. -- Ted Nugent on Gun Control
I haven't seen the show in a while, but didn't this happen on "Twin Peaks"? I could've sworn that Ben Horne wanted to try out "the new girl" at One Eyed Jacks (the whorehouse/casino he secretly owned in Canada) and his daughter Audrey was working undercover there to try to find out what happened to Laura so she could impress Agent Cooper who she wanted to fuck. Okay, so I remember it, but I can't recall what happened next.
"The only difference between lilies and turds are those humankind have agreed upon, and I don't always agree." ---George Carlin
"Facts?! Aw, people can use facts to explain anything that's even remotely true!" ---Homer Simpson
I have yet to read a bad column by the Sports Guy. His work on the Karate Kid trilogy about a month ago was the single funniest piece of writing I have ever read. It had myself and coworkers in hysterics for the rest of the day.