YOU ARE A DUMBASS KAZ, YOU BETTER EDIT YOUR QUOTE. I THINK YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO CAPITALIZE THE FIRST LETTER IN EVERY WORD, NOT SENTENCE. WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M SORRY I JUST TYPE THAT WAY AT TIMES. YOU SHOULD INVEST IN SOME NEW EYE GLASSES, TAKE A DEEP BREATH, THEN GO OUTSIDE AND HUG THE CLOSEST TREE, BECAUSE YOU ARE WAY TO SENSITVE. I'M SURE MY IQ AND SHOE SIZE(11) IS FAR HIGHER THAN YOURS. KAZ, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE.
God forbid someone making a typo. With your attempt to be humorous by using a catchphrase that is so lame it's being used in parody movies(that means the humor has been sucked out of it, bucko!), your posting entirely in caps lock, which shows even less intelligence than your capitalizing every first letter in every word, and your lack of elementary grammar, I think a small slip in my concentration while I was typing can be excused just this once. And boy.. dumbass. Man, that hurts. Really. Did you come up with that ingenious comment all by yourself? Did you? I hope it didn't give you a headache, you know, basic thought function and all. Trust me junior, you're not ready to jump in the deep end and get shown for the amateur you are, so I'd suggest running back to the kiddie pool now. I called you on something annoying. You change it, and you move on. Basic idea there, isn't it? And, strickly for the record, size 13.
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From The Desk of Enrique Inglasias: I agree with everybody that Terri needs to eat a samich. I think that Lita looked cute Monday, and to everyone (including me) who has problems with her cheekbone, i wouldn't be surprised ive she has surgery on them since she will be out for 9 months. I think the hottest diva would have to be Trish or Jackie for outfit number 2 she wore on Diva's Undressed. My favorite would have to be Miss Molly Holly, she is definatley the cutest diva they have.
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Originally posted by BobHollySTILLRulesHey, it's called caps lock, hit it next time, check for that little light, make sure it's off.
Man, I guess it's all in the presentation, I said Stacy looked like a 12 year old with long legs and no one said a word, dude says what he says and some one goes off on him. How DARE you have an opinion! Stacy's nasty, that's my opinion, you like her, good for you, I don't see the point in running someone else down because they don't agree with you, it's one thing, I guess, when talking about talent of a wrestler, since that's a little less subjective, but people have different tastes, get over it. Creative ending to that post though. (sighs)
I am proud that people post their opininons. I wasn't trying to run anybody down,alot of what EastcoastAvenger said was right on. I like Stacy alot I was just trying to make my point on how hot she is. I like that she is not typical WWE, I'm sick of all the fake breasted clones!!!!! And BobHollySTILLRules, you shouldn't make fun of someone's typing of ALL capital letters when the STILL in your name is in all capitals. How do you like my typing now? Don't forget that Oparation Sandman: Wariors In Hell Is on UPN tonight at 8:00 Pm eastern time and stars your fav Bob"Hardcore"Holly.How You like me now?
Originally posted by kazhayashi81 With your attempt to be humorous by using a catchphrase... Trust me junior, you're not ready to jump in the deep end and get shown for the amateur you are, so I'd suggest running back to the kiddie pool now. I called you on something annoying. You change it, and you move on. Basic idea there, isn't it? And, strickly for the record, size 13.
Kaz, your "I'm smarter than all others" just doesn't cut it. It shows how bad your life is that you must belittle others to make yourself feel better. And speaking of pools, how can you get to the deep end when your whole life has been spent in the shallow end of the gene pool. Humorous catchphrase? Then you use the word junior...how redundant. I apologize to all for this reaction to Kaz, I am sorry for wasting space for people to post reaction to the ugliest diva question. I'm sorry.R.I.P Ted Williams
So, you dig Stacy. Beautiful, wonderful and all that. She is still too skinny and looks too young for my taste. Put a couple of bolt-ons on her and she'd look like Terri after a few sandwiches (from the neck down, anyway).
Oh, I understand, my opinion didn't line up with yours, so I'm automatically wrong, right? Well, f*ck that, Chico, I'm ALWAYS right, and it's you who needs counseling, and with your talk of taking risks, not being afraid of cops and what not, I think that "counseling" will come from a 6'8" 400 pound neo nazi behind bars.
Now, can we cut the bullshit and get to the important stuff: The ugliest Diva, aka, The WWE chick I wouldn't bang with THe Rock's dick and HHH pushing!
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One name that I'm seeing very few times, surprisingly, is Jackie GAH-da ---err, Gayda. The woman looks like her face was burned off in an accident and they made a replacement for her out of foam latex. She scares children and small animals, for Jeebus' sake. Maybe she could ask X-Pac for Kane's mask and wear it instead, Lord knows it would be an improvement.
By the same token, neither Linda Miles nor Lita are as ugly as General Opinion and his Popularity Army seem to profess.
Yes, Linda's a bit tall and muscular, but that isn't really a bad thing until you pump too much and start producing testosterone. Then you just look like Joanie, and we don't want another one of that. (ugh.) But I'm not totally disgusted by the athletic type, as long as they don't take it TOO far. So far, she hasn't.
As for Lita, OK, for a while I had a thing for the semi-club chick look she had going, but even with that starting to wear thin, she's still miles above Skullo-Terri, Jackie GAH-da, Debra, or even Stepho (who's not bad herself, IMO)
And as far as a lady I miss? Gotta go with Daffney Unger.
Linda Miles is not ugly, but is not attractive either. She’s just kind of ‘ehh’, if you catch my meaning. I don’t think she’s less attractive than Chyna (esp. original Chyna with the Jay Leno chin) or for that matter Jackie from TE2, who looks like one of those girls who ‘get the studs ready’ on the sidelines at a porno shoot. What is attractive about this hot-tub soiling meat-monkey masseuse I have yet to discover. I mean, a nice body is a nice body, but come on. Shannon Dorherty from 90210 has a nice body too, but not even a mother could love that face. Maybe a mother bat (see because bats are blind…and therefore that implies…ah forget it). Terri Runnels has a troll-face and looks like all she has to eat are the leftovers at a super-model slumber party (want a grape, sweetie? “No…I’ll nibble the seed when you’re done with it.”). Reminds me of that old supermodel joke, but I’ll put Terri in there. “What do you call Terri with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese!” HAHAH! Hohohohoh! PURE HILARITY! Stacy is adorable, Molly is not that bad and has a fine rear, despite what Jim Ross would have you think. Torrie is the clone of every other hot girl we’ve seen, which is not a bad thing, but cut me a slice of intelligence pie, could you please? Torrie sounds like she’d have trouble figuring out the logistics of a strategy in Connect Four. (“Connect for to what? This game is too hard, let’s have sex!”) Who else is there? Oh, Ivory. Um…Yes well usually with a face like that you also see fifteen piglets suckling at fourteen teats, but little can be done about that. Who else? Ah yes, I have repeatedly stated that I’d like to baste Stephanie McMahon with my ‘special sauce’ like a Christmas goose. I like to re-register than filthy belief right here. As for whatserface from ECW, Dawn Marie’s eyes are farther apart than the space between periods where an Undertaker match drew money. Nidia is not too sultry, but I was quite impressed with her behind on Diva’s Undressed, I must say, and I’m starting to fall for her new hick personality. And of course, for the life of me, I can’t understand how anyone could think that Lita has a ‘bad face’. I would love to splew all over it, to coin a phrase (and sacrifice some class). Sorry about that, guys, but since the whole idea of rating females as if they were comic-book characters in an edition of ‘Wizard’ struck me as outwardly classless, I figured, what the hell, I’d bring us down to safely new low.
"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist. And the greatest trick Hulk Hogan ever played was convincing the world workrate didn't exist."
Jazz is too easy of a choice. I'm not going to include her since nobody pretends that she is pretty.
Speak for yourself, okay? You know what, there's still something like personal taste out there, and while I admit that she's not the most beautiful girl in the world, I'd rate her over synthetic stuff like Trish or Jacqueline any time!
And the ugliest for me is by far Terri. "This is no woman, this is a man, man!"
"Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulders anymore, you gotta hit them with a sledgehammer!"
Maybe I'm alone on this, but I think Linda is kind of cute. She's got that big smile and the kick ass tights with racing stripes! Meanwhile, Jackie is a total mess, flubbing lines and trying but not succeeding in flaunting her overly wide, utterly fake breasts. ---------------
I'm picking up what you're throwing down, brah. I think Linda's perfectly fine, and that Jackie is a dog who would look really good only after I've had a 12-pack or so...not to mention that she absolutely stinks at her job. It's like WWE picked up a less athletic, cue card reading Tori. I dig Linda's tall, lean look. Kind of a more athletic and black Stacy.
Jacqueline's ridiculously out of proportion, but she doesn't make me cringe. Lita can look good sometimes (see the "most affected by light" comment above), but other times that square jaw really hurts her appearance. Terri Runnels is disturbing. All bones, makeup, and saline.
I think Molly looks super cute with her heelish brown hair. I'd LOVE to thrash around with Ivory sometime, I think she's by far the best combo of athletic ability and looks. Torrie, Stacy, and Trish are Torrie, Stacy, and Trish. They're smokin'.
The Ugliest by far is Terri, whom I will always fondly refer to as.....Skeletor. Jackie Gayda is the owner of a "train-wreck face": you stare at it in a kind of perverse horror and fascination. Debra was also really scary-looking.
My all-time favorite is Molly (well she is in my screen name). She is just so cute and sexy at the same time. Not too many women can pull that off. Besides her I like Trish, Stacy, and Ivory. Lita and Sara have the "affected-by-light" syndrome, Torrie and Jacquiline are just kind of there, Dawn Marie just has something about her I can't warm up to, and Nidia and Linda have their own certain charm.
The lady that I REALLY miss is Spice from the Nitro Girls. She is right up there with Molly for me. I'm still hoping the WWF will pick her up. Count me as another vote for missing Daffney too.
I have to say, this is the worst departure I have heard about in a while. Tazz was never the best color commentator ever, but he and Cole had good chemistry and he and J.R. were starting to hit their stride.