If you're not our friendly host and/or want to watch something tonight besides basketball, Turner Classic Movies is showing a bunch of Harold Lloyd movies. Some people (like me) prefer Lloyd to Keaton or Chaplin as the best of the silent-era comedic performers.
Just an FYI.
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Pretty remarkable stuff... http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/11/041116224019.htm "The design of the engine, which has no moving parts, compresses the air passing through it, so combustion can occur.