THIS WEEK IN TV Monday-ABC has new episodes of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? and Dating In The Dark. NBC has new episodes of Great American Road Trip and Dateline NBC. Tuesday-ABC has new episodes of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, along with the premiere of Shaq Vs., with Shaq taking on Ben Roethlisberger in this episode. If Shaq is taking on each person in their specialty, is he going to win any of them? I know he's a freak of nature, but Roethlisberger and Michael Phelps and whoever else are too. Also on ABC is Primetime: The Outsiders. CBS has a new Big Brother. FOX has new episodes of Hell's Kitchen and More To Love. NBC has a new America's Got Talent. Wednesday-ABC has new episodes of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? and Primetime: Crime. FOX has a special Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage. NBC has a new episode of America's Got Talent. Thursday-ABC has a new Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?. CBS has a new Big Brother. FOX has a preseason football game, with the Philadelphia Eagles playing the Indianapolis Colts. Friday-ABC has a new 20/20. FOX once again has preseason football, with the Tennessee Titans going to Dallas to play the Cowboys. NBC has a new Dateline NBC. Saturday-ABC airs War Of the Worlds (The W at Amazon). FOX has a new America's Most Wanted. Sunday-ABC has new episodes of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?, Shark Tank, Defying Gravity. CBS has new episodes of 60 Minutes, Big Brother and There Goes The Neighborhood. The CW has Silence of the Lambs. I hope we get some creativeoverdubs. NBC has the final two new episodes of Merlin and the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant.
This was kinda funny until halfway through were it turns into a slasher tv show that becomes a distorted nonsensical unfunny parody of a parody. Which seems to be the norm for live action Adult Swim shows nowadays.