Beautiful People, leading to fights over who gets women's title.
Kong after Couture-terference
Angle via DQ
"Put on your helmets, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!" "It was nice of you to give that dead woman another chance." "All right, look alive everybody...oh sorry Susan."- MST3K: Space Mutiny Click Here (myspace.com)
Team 3D & Rhino vs. Matt Morgan, Hernandez and D'Angelo Dinero Winner - I could see this going either way but I'll say the young guys win to make Team 3D & Rhino even more angry. Just like when Jericho was a conspiracy theorist the angle makes more sense if they can complain about losing.
The Beautiful People vs. Sarita, Taylor Wilde & ODB Not only should Lacey not wear a title, but I'm not sure Madison or Velvet should either (maybe if they tagged with somebody good but not wit each other). I'll go with Sarita/Wilde/ODB.
Awesome Kong vs. Tara This is their first match? Seems like they've been feuding for months. Oh well, if it's their first match then Kong should win.
Homicide vs. The Amazing Red Homocide
"The Boss" Bobby Lashley vs. "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner What the heck. I'll say Steiner.
Motor City Machine Guns vs. British Invasion vs. Beer Money Motor City Machine Guns are going to win! Really they are!
Kurt Angle vs. Desmond Wolfe I think Torch is right with his Angle by DQ pick. Wolfe doesn't seem to care about beating Angle as much as dismantling him so I think he'll go too far and get DQ'd.
I'm assuming that young Raven Mack is writing up the whole show- as he joined Zicks, Satan Pro, JT and love machine Bryan Valz and the Richmond Lucha Libre guys for a night of child-drenched wrestling, so I'm just giving results and an odd comment.