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Since: 2.1.02
From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary.

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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05

    Originally posted by ManiacalClown

      Originally posted by rikidozan
      i'd try it, but it needs some chilli sause and chutney


    Seriously. Lister had some crazy-ass food concepts. Don't make me look up the recipe for those sausages from "Polymorph."



LISTER: Do you know what I fancy right now?
RIMMER: A big, fat woman with thighs the size of a hippo's.
LISTER: No, I want a triple fried egg butty with chili sauce and chutney.
-------------
LISTER: You are five minutes away from the greatest meal of your life,
man, so set your tastebuds on Defcom 3!

CAT now stands behind the table, which has candles on it, as well as
various medical supplies.

CAT: Hey, you've really made an effort here! Where'd you get all this
stuff?
LISTER: I just got sick and tired of using plastic knives and forks, man,
so I went to the medical unit and nicked some gear.
CAT: (Picking a scalpel off the table, disgustedly) This is a scalpel!
I'm supposed to cut _my_ food with a scalpel? Something that has been
inside someone's guts?
LISTER: It's all been cleaned; it's all been washed; it's clean.
CAT: (As he approaches LISTER) ...something that, long ago in history,
may well have performed a certain popular Jewish operation? _I'm_
supposed to eat with _this_?
LISTER: (Taps CAT's cheek with the back of his hand with each beat.) Get
the onion salads out of the fridge!
CAT: (Stops as he sees the sign on the refrigerator.) "Embryo
Refrigeration Unit?!"
LISTER: How many times...? It's clean! It's been cleaned!

CAT opens the refrigerator door, muttering "onion salad" as he scans the
contents of the refrigerator.

LISTER: They're in the kidney bowls, next to the {cholostomy} bag with
the chilli sauce in it.

CAT removes the two kidney bowls, rather disgustedly. LISTER has
finished his mixing.

LISTER: Here we go, here we go!

LISTER opens a microwave oven, then uses his hands to throw the contents
of his bowl into it. He then tosses in a roll, and squirts a tube of
catsup-like substance (can anyone read the label, or otherwise have an
idea what this stuff could be?). He closes the microwave oven door, and,
after a buzz, opens it, removing two plates with the properly prepared
meals on them. He goes to the table.

LISTER: Yahoo! Come on, man, come on! It's ready! Sit down, sit down!
(Putting a plate down at his seat) One kebab for you ... (putting the
other plate at CAT's seat) ... and one kebab for me.

They sit down. CAT folds a serviette into his collar. LISTER holds up
an enormous metal cylindrical object.

LISTER: (Offering) Lemon juice?
CAT: (Pointing at the object) What the hell is that?
LISTER: It's a syringe.
CAT: What kind of syringe?
LISTER: It's for cows -- artificial insemination. It's been washed; it's
clean; it's all been sterilised. Do you want lemon juice or what?
CAT: (Removes the serviette.) Ahem. Excuse me. (Stands.)
LISTER: (Baffled) What? What about the meal?
CAT: This isn't a meal -- this is an autopsy!
LISTER: It's only the starter, man! What about the main course?
CAT: Hey, you think I got nothing better to do than hang around watching
you serve chicken {chaucer} in a stool bucket? (Leaves.)
LISTER: Oh, charming. (Picks up a urine-sample bottle of wine and begins
to pour it into a beaker.) I dunno. You pull out all the stops ... you
make an effort ... try and do something with a little bit of _extra_
class, and where does it get you? (Drinks the wine.) Mmm, very cheeky!
------

That's my boy




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"The Nazis had pieces of hot lesbian action that they made the Jews wear." Peter Gibbons from Office Space
"What's the name of the cat?" "Annoying Hot Lesbian Action." Randel Graves from Clerks showing off his people skills
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drjayphd
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Since: 22.4.02
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#22 Posted on
Heh... reminds me of a "sandwich" some diner-type place had during my freshman year, called the Wide Load.

* Grinder roll
* Four eggs
* Sausage
* Bacon
* Cheese

And they were open until 4 AM... hmm, we can only wonder why.

(They closed down the next year, presumably because of the owner's (alleged) extracurricular activities.)



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Ubermonkeys
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

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#23 Posted on
(They closed down the next year, presumably because of the owner's (alleged) extracurricular activities.)

THAT'S how good this thread is. The "How ballsy and uncaring about your health are YOU?" topic merges seemlessly into scandal and secrets. (Please tell!)

There are rough spots around here, but sometimes, it's MAGIC.

To semi-contribute, while I don't have any cool sandwich recipes to share (unless a BLT with taco sauce counts), I will say that I spent a good few months marveling at how good I thought combining a Quarter Pounder and McChicken sandwich into one cohesive beautiful creation was. Thems were good times.

I've since become a flame broiled fellow, so you can imagine my outrage when I took the introduction of the "Chicken Whopper" the wrong way. That's not a Chicken Whopper, IT'S A CHICKEN SANDWICH!

And god damn, that Wide Load sounds good.

(edited by Ubermonkeys on 11.9.02 0336)


He promises "HLA". Hot. Lesbian. Action. Sigh. Bischoff's really nothing more than a spammer at this point. Later he'll tell Spike Dudley how to ADD 6+++++ INCHES TO HIS PENIS OVERNIGHT and help Paul Heyman ****GET OUT OF DEBT NOW!!!!!****
Zeruel
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Since: 2.1.02
From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary.

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#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
my only creation is a Fried baloney sandwich.

take 3-4 slices of baloney, fry them on the stove with just a little olive oil on a med-hi heat.

i like my a little crispy
i use potato bread. for toppings, i would use grated cheese, usually a handful out of one of them sargento bag's o cheese, usually their TACO blend

a slice of munster
a slice of provolone

some black olives, sliced
back when they made it, the taco bell flavored Doritos, some crushed up, some left whole.
some A1 for topping, or bbq sauce, if you don't want something too acidic
Bread and Butter sandwich stacker pickle

back when i worked in my local UPS sorting plant and burned 3-4000 calories a day, i'd have 2 of these before work...



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"The Nazis had pieces of hot lesbian action that they made the Jews wear." Peter Gibbons from Office Space
"What's the name of the cat?" "Annoying Hot Lesbian Action." Randel Graves from Clerks showing off his people skills
R-D-H-L-A
Oliver
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Since: 20.6.02

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#25 Posted on
SOK (hailing from Calgary, AB), quietly says:In my younger years, I loved my PB sadwiches. Mind you, I never did like my PB alone. It had to have something sweet.

One day, I found out that I didn't have any jam, so I did a little substitution: sweet pickle relish. It was really, really good.

Now, it may sound really raunchy, but I like it. I combine it with a slice of process cheddar cheeze, and voila! Dinner is served.

I also like process cheez spread and PB...

Anyhow, I return you to your culinary conversation. Bon apetit!



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Fuzzy Logic
Summer sausage








Since: 31.3.02
From: Happy Valley - Goose Bay, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada

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#26 Posted on
I just tried the PBJ&Egg sammich, though I never really scrambled my eggs, just did 'em omlette style (with nothin' in 'em, of course). It was alright. I think I needed more jelly on it though.

And, another fried balogna sammich: 1 slice o' balogna (buy a big thing, unsliced and slice it yerself), fried like a sumbitch, 2 fried eggs, on bread with ketchup or miracle whip, and cheddar cheese (prefereablly old). That's nice and tasty, also adding any other meats you got lying around and can fry, is a good idea.

But, nothin' beats the days when I was jus' knee high, and me an' my brother an' sister would sit around with a the peanut butter, miracle whip, various jams, and cheeze whiz, and put them together in various combination on Purity cream crackers.
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Since: 20.6.02

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#27 Posted on

    Originally posted by Fuzzy Logic
    But, nothin' beats the days when I was jus' knee high, and me an' my brother an' sister would sit around with a the peanut butter, miracle whip, various jams, and cheeze whiz, and put them together in various combination on Purity cream crackers.

My best memories of youth was coming up with sammiches that my parents would hate...

My best creation: PB, chocolate, Rosehip jam, sweet sugar beet syrup (a german thing) and honey...with Honey mustard on the top.

That certainly got a reaction from my mom. Shefreaked when she saw the mess on the counter. LOLOLOL

Ah, the fun of youth!



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Quezzy
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Since: 6.1.02
From: Pittsburgh, PA

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#28 Posted on
This is no sandwich but it's something me and a friend created.

What you do is you make your favorite homemade pizza, whether it be frozen pizza or actually made from scratch is your choice, as well as what kind of frozen pizza (i personally don't like the Tombstone or Digornos and prefer the unknown kinds).

While it is cooking you make yourself a box of Velveeta macaroni and cheese.

Then when you're done there's only one thing to do, put the macaroni and cheese on the pizza...mmmmmmmmm...



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THAT IS AWESOME!
tarnish
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Since: 13.2.02
From: Back in the Heart of Hali

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#29 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.03

FuzzyLogic said:

    I just tried the PBJ&Egg sammich, though I never really scrambled my eggs, just did 'em omlette style (with nothin' in 'em, of course). It was alright. I think I needed more jelly on it though.

    And, another fried balogna sammich: 1 slice o' balogna (buy a big thing, unsliced and slice it yerself), fried like a sumbitch, 2 fried eggs, on bread with ketchup or miracle whip, and cheddar cheese (prefereablly old). That's nice and tasty, also adding any other meats you got lying around and can fry, is a good idea.

    But, nothin' beats the days when I was jus' knee high, and me an' my brother an' sister would sit around with a the peanut butter, miracle whip, various jams, and cheeze whiz, and put them together in various combination on Purity cream crackers.


Wouldja look at that -- a Newfoundlander talking about squashberry jam, fried bologna sandwiches, and PURITY~! cream crackers I can't do the fried baloney anymore, but I'd surely kill for some bakeapple jam...

The sickest ``sandwich'' I've ever seen was at a sub joint in Brantford, Ontario called Admiral Sub. It was called ``The Junkpile,'' and there are apparently those who can both order it and finish it. It went something like this: 2 (possibly three) burger patties, 3 chicken fingers, 3 strips of bacon, 2 slices of ham, 2 slices of turkey, 2 slices of salami, 2 slices of pepperoni, 2 eggs, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, swiss cheese, cheddar cheese, and mozzerella. It came on a bun, and with fries, all for only CAN$13.95...

I won't pretend I didn't consider it, but I'm glad I didn't try to go there.




/tarnish...

how come you're so afraid of things that dont make any sense to you? do you water your raisins daily? do you have any raisins? is there anything that does make sense to you? are you afraid of twelve button suits? how come you're so afraid to stop talking?
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Houston, TX

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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.65
LISTER is sitting back at the table as KRYTEN enters, with the vacuum
cleaner tube attached.

KRYTEN: Enjoying your meal, sir?
LISTER: It's delicious, Kryten -- de-smegging-licious. It's my own
recipe, you know: Shami Kebab Diablo! It's beautiful, man. It's like
eating molten lava. I cooked up one for Petersen once, you know ... he
was in sickbay for a week -- for a week!

LISTER shakes some pepper on the remaining kebab as he watches KRYTEN
clean. The kebab wriggles and sneezes.

LISTER: What'd you say?
KRYTEN: I didn't say anything, sir.

LISTER picks up a scalpel and sets to cut the kebab, but he notices it
wriggling. It notices him trying to cut it, and leaps around his neck.
LISTER falls to the floor, trying to pry off the kebab.

KRYTEN: Do you seriously like them that hot, sir?
LISTER: (Pointing at the kebab) It's trying to kill me!
KRYTEN: Oh, it's a good one, huh?

LISTER manages finally to pry it off, and the kebab runs behind some
cases.

Polymorphs aside, that's a hell of a potent recipe. *laugh*



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Fuzzy Logic
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Since: 31.3.02
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#31 Posted on

    Originally posted by tarnish

    Wouldja look at that -- a Newfoundlander talking about squashberry jam, fried bologna sandwiches, and PURITY~! cream crackers I can't do the fried baloney anymore, but I'd surely kill for some bakeapple jam...



1) I'm a Labradorian, not a Newfoundlander.
2) bakeapple jam sucks, especially when there are other, more tasty jams, like red berry jam, around. I've never been a big fan of bakeapples. I think purity does bakeapple jam now too (I know they do red berry).
jfkfc
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#32 Posted on
Hey tarnish - can you go to Admiral sub and FedEx me one of those? Man, I would eat pretty for a week. $13.95, a bargain! I would pay at least $15.25 for that!



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Zeruel
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Since: 2.1.02
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#33 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
13.95 Canadian Dollars = 8.83 US Dollars




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"The Nazis had pieces of hot lesbian action that they made the Jews wear." Peter Gibbons from Office Space
"What's the name of the cat?" "Annoying Hot Lesbian Action." Randel Graves from Clerks showing off his people skills
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Since: 22.4.02
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#34 Posted on

    Originally posted by Ubermonkeys
    (They closed down the next year, presumably because of the owner's (alleged) extracurricular activities.)

    THAT'S how good this thread is. The "How ballsy and uncaring about your health are YOU?" topic merges seemlessly into scandal and secrets. (Please tell!)



Well, he certainly knew his target audience. Who else would order a sandwich like that at 4 AM?



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Since: 2.1.02
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#35 Posted on
That's the part I couldn't figure out.

I mean, it seems like he'd want to stay open for another half hour or so, unless I've got the whole "Smoke pot --> get munchies" system backwards.

Or is there just a general "middle of the night = high times" thing going down, where 4:20 doesn't mean anything anymore? Wouldn't there be more sense in a 1-sell 2-feed system?

I'm pretty clueless about this stuff. The extent of my knowledge is contemplating the physics on making a bong out of an ant farm.

(edited by Ubermonkeys on 12.9.02 0410)


He promises "HLA". Hot. Lesbian. Action. Sigh. Bischoff's really nothing more than a spammer at this point. Later he'll tell Spike Dudley how to ADD 6+++++ INCHES TO HIS PENIS OVERNIGHT and help Paul Heyman ****GET OUT OF DEBT NOW!!!!!****
dunkndollaz
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Since: 3.1.02
From: Northern NJ

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#36 Posted on
I am both amazed and appalled by some of the "culinary creations" that have appeared in this thread but then I love to make big pots of Alligator Stew in the Fall and Winter months so who am I to talk.

Bon Appetit and pass the Pepto !



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tarnish
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Since: 13.2.02
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#37 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.03

    1) I'm a Labradorian, not a Newfoundlander.
    2) bakeapple jam sucks, especially when there are other, more tasty jams, like red berry jam, around. I've never been a big fan of bakeapples. I think purity does bakeapple jam now too (I know they do red berry).


re: 1) Somehow I knew that was going to happen...a Cape Bretoner is also a Nova Scotian, just don't call him that to his face

re: 2) Bakeapples and partridgeberries are my absolute favorite. Mind you, I can't get them here (except a teensy little jar o' jam for like $15 at the Newfoundland store). You, who have lived in the heart of bakeapple/partridgeberry country are spoiled, my friend


jfkfc said:

    Hey tarnish - can you go to Admiral sub and FedEx me one of those? Man, I would eat pretty for a week. $13.95, a bargain! I would pay at least $15.25 for that!


Geography note:


Brantford, ON <----------------------> Halifax, NS
. . . . . . . . . 1000 miles or so


Next time I find myself in Brantford, though, I'll keep you in mind...


(edited by tarnish on 12.9.02 1509)

/tarnish...

how come you're so afraid of things that dont make any sense to you? do you water your raisins daily? do you have any raisins? is there anything that does make sense to you? are you afraid of twelve button suits? how come you're so afraid to stop talking?
drjayphd
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Since: 22.4.02
From: New Hampshire

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#38 Posted on

    Originally posted by Ubermonkeys
    That's the part I couldn't figure out.

    I mean, it seems like he'd want to stay open for another half hour or so, unless I've got the whole "Smoke pot --> get munchies" system backwards.

    Or is there just a general "middle of the night = high times" thing going down, where 4:20 doesn't mean anything anymore? Wouldn't there be more sense in a 1-sell 2-feed system?

    I'm pretty clueless about this stuff. The extent of my knowledge is contemplating the physics on making a bong out of an ant farm.

    (edited by Ubermonkeys on 12.9.02 0410)



Heh. Nobody there bothered to stay up until 4:20... they'd just blaze whenever possible. I don't know if he delivered food and weed at the same time, though.

An ant farm? The extent of the ingenuity I saw there was someone making a hookah out of one of those three and a half foot tall bottles filled with popcorn. Now that I think about it, it makes me wonder about MacGyver.



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"I want to have JR's lovechild."
bash91
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Since: 2.1.02
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#39 Posted on
From peanut butter based sandwiches to the fine art of bong-making, now that is a great thread. On that note, one of the old glass gallon mini-barrels of Jack Daniels with the appropriate fittings can make most of the sandwiches mentioned above sound really, really tasty.

Tim



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#40 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.65
I'm under the impression that the fine are of bong-making goes hand in hand with with wild food ideas. I mean, seriously. MUNCHIES. :)



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